Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297109 times)

rl9009 · « **Reply #3840 on:** June 30, 2009, 07:34:57 AM »

Granted, but she already has a hubby and her hubby is hunting for you. You will need an APC to live the rest of your life

I wish for.... anything?

ratfire666 · « **Reply #3841 on:** June 30, 2009, 08:28:10 AM »

granted, you started lightin farts just for the hell of it

I wish the weather was alot cooler than it is now

zorena86 · « **Reply #3842 on:** June 30, 2009, 09:34:39 AM »

Granted, it is now -50 degrees Celsius!

I wish I didn't have to wake up at 6am everyday...

razirazo_90 · « **Reply #3843 on:** June 30, 2009, 10:13:05 AM »

Granted, you don't need to wake up at all.just sleep..forever~...

I wish my wish will never corrupted here.

Tsunamu · « **Reply #3844 on:** June 30, 2009, 11:36:03 AM »

Granted, it happens elsewhere and returns here after its corruption.

I wish I could find screenshots for the screenshot battle faster.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3845 on:** June 30, 2009, 12:26:32 PM »

granted but they make no sense and are way off topic.

I wish for a "easy button"

Tsunamu · « **Reply #3846 on:** June 30, 2009, 12:32:55 PM »

Granted, but you're banned from ever touching it.

I wish... waiting didn't take so long T.T

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3847 on:** June 30, 2009, 12:38:03 PM »

granted, but your life passes right infront of your eyes in what it feels like an instant.

I wish i could grow some wings and fly.

Tsunamu · « **Reply #3848 on:** June 30, 2009, 12:53:27 PM »

Granted, you, however end up getting your wings torn off by a sadist after you made a crash landing.

I wish, you didn't have to be part of society to make money T.T

rl9009 · « **Reply #3849 on:** June 30, 2009, 03:31:10 PM »

Granted, but now you have lots of money and you don't know what to do with it

I wish that I didn't have to wake up and read my inbox littered with spam

ratfire666 · « **Reply #3850 on:** June 30, 2009, 03:38:51 PM »

granted but you opened one spam email and won an infinite supply of spam (food)

I wish I had more bacon

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3851 on:** June 30, 2009, 03:42:46 PM »

Granted, but that means more cute little piggies had to die for your greed. Bastard.

I wish my arm wouldn't have all these weird indentations when I wake up from sleeping in odd positions.

ratfire666 · « **Reply #3852 on:** June 30, 2009, 03:51:22 PM »

granted, but the dirty dreams continued

I wish I had more money

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3853 on:** June 30, 2009, 04:07:43 PM »

Granted, but there's no more stuff in the world to buy.

I wish for more dirty dreams.

ratfire666 · « **Reply #3854 on:** June 30, 2009, 04:12:20 PM »

granted but they were dreams of the dead

I wish for more of george romero zombie movies

rl9009 · « **Reply #3855 on:** June 30, 2009, 07:28:52 PM »

Granted but they now suck because the guy who made it is dead

I wish that somebody can go fuck themself

Zayras · « **Reply #3856 on:** June 30, 2009, 07:50:35 PM »

Granted, you get abducted by aliens who manage connect your thingy to your butt-hole.

I wish I didn't have to pay for the internetz.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3857 on:** June 30, 2009, 10:14:56 PM »

Granted, your grandma, who you live with your entire life, does.

I wish AIDS gave you super powers in addition to a slow, agonizing death.

razirazo_90 · « **Reply #3858 on:** June 30, 2009, 10:44:21 PM »

Granted. Thanks to that, the world is in chaos because 33 million people has AIDS, and that mean 33 million people has a super power. plus all of those super power are highly destructive. They will destroy everything and kills everyone before they die of AIDS.

I wish torrents were not so addictive.

ratfire666 · « **Reply #3859 on:** July 01, 2009, 12:37:17 AM »

granted, but they were all teletubbie porn

I wish for hentai vending machines