Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297108 times)

ratfire666 · « **Reply #3880 on:** July 02, 2009, 12:44:19 PM »

granted but all 3 of them lit their farts and blasted off into space

I wish Alienware would send me all of their highest end desktops and laptops for free for the hell of it.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3881 on:** July 02, 2009, 01:07:09 PM »

granted but they always come DoA (dead on arrival).

I wish that I could think of some fun plans for tonight

ratfire666 · « **Reply #3882 on:** July 02, 2009, 01:11:50 PM »

granted but yer date would be the Old Navy mannequins

I wish I had some picante sauce for my tortilla chips

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3883 on:** July 02, 2009, 01:34:16 PM »

granted but you lose your potato chips in the deal, so now you only have the dip.

I wish that I could be more of a morning person

rl9009 · « **Reply #3884 on:** July 02, 2009, 06:03:27 PM »

Granted but now you can't party out at late nights.

I wish for a Fake ID that I can use

razirazo_90 · « **Reply #3885 on:** July 02, 2009, 06:28:27 PM »

Granted and of course, your fake ID is discovered in no time.

I wish my sleepless night wasn't so boring.

rl9009 · « **Reply #3886 on:** July 02, 2009, 06:29:28 PM »

Granted but you now have insomnia

I wish for a wine on my desk

zorena86 · « **Reply #3887 on:** July 02, 2009, 06:59:34 PM »

Granted but it's the cheapest and nastiest wine ever made and when you go to pour it into a glass it spills all over your desk.

I wish I had some Bacardi and coke right now.

Rebs · « **Reply #3888 on:** July 02, 2009, 07:18:49 PM »

Granted, however, along with the Bacardi you get bothe forms of "coke" (thus liquid soda thing and powder dust thing) so now you have a serious drug addiction problem.

(Unless you already had one...

I wish my post count was't stuck at 4

zorena86 · « **Reply #3889 on:** July 02, 2009, 07:38:21 PM »

Granted, psyren comes around and gives you one of his famous falcon punches in the vagina and your post count is now stuck at 1.

I wish I had a nice new HDTV.

Goroshi-sama · « **Reply #3890 on:** July 02, 2009, 07:50:36 PM »

granted, but then CAPTAIN FALCON comes to your house and uses falcon punch OVER 9000 times and then it brokes..

I wish I could have more wishes..

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3891 on:** July 02, 2009, 08:24:33 PM »

Granted, but you must be my slave and use all your wishes for my sake.

I command Motataki to grant the wish of giving me a sidekick robot that is exceptionally good at baseball.

Rebs · « **Reply #3892 on:** July 03, 2009, 06:31:59 AM »

Granted, however the robot is terrible at everything else and thus blows up itself and mabye you along with it.

I wish I knew what else to wish for...

zorena86 · « **Reply #3893 on:** July 03, 2009, 06:33:55 AM »

Granted, but then you forgot before you could actually make the wish.

I wish I had the fighting game BlazBlue.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3894 on:** July 03, 2009, 06:40:56 AM »

Granted, but the characters from the game pop out of the screen into real life and steal all your underwear.
...
Profit.

I wish I knew what ... was.

Rebs · « **Reply #3895 on:** July 03, 2009, 01:34:21 PM »

Granted, however the meaning of "..." has forever changed the way you look at life and now you you are lost in the meaning of "...".

I wish i had the ability to manupilate matter...

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3896 on:** July 03, 2009, 04:20:43 PM »

Granted. This wasn't that hard, everyone already has this...

I wish all anime came with two endings, a sad one and a happy one.

rl9009 · « **Reply #3897 on:** July 03, 2009, 04:54:10 PM »

Granted but all those animes now suck arse

I wish for ....

choper · « **Reply #3898 on:** July 03, 2009, 06:36:54 PM »

granted, you are put into a rom of nothingnes.

I wish I could spell properly

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3899 on:** July 03, 2009, 09:35:57 PM »

Granted, but that is the only word you can spell.

I wish there were more kinds of meat.