Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297101 times)

ratfire666 · « **Reply #3900 on:** July 03, 2009, 11:20:10 PM »

granted but theyre all rotting

I wish I could be like smiling bob from the enzyte tv ads

surdumil · « **Reply #3901 on:** July 03, 2009, 11:33:58 PM »

Granted. You only exist as a two-dimensional image on a television display, only when an enzyte tv ad is aired.

I wish lawyers were barred from observing the law of gravity.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3902 on:** July 04, 2009, 04:44:39 AM »

Granted...but now lawyers can FLY! SAVE US!!!!

I wish it was socially acceptable to drink iced tea outside of summer. :'(

razirazo_90 · « **Reply #3903 on:** July 06, 2009, 08:00:24 AM »

DENIED! I was just....unacceptabl e.

I wish FUNimation goes...open source.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3904 on:** July 06, 2009, 12:13:31 PM »

granted but it soon goes out of business due to lack of funds and gets bought out by the sueing nazi's who sue anyone who thinks about downloading their series illegally.

I wish i could sleep on the clouds in the sky.

zorena86 · « **Reply #3905 on:** July 06, 2009, 12:15:34 PM »

Granted but once you wake up gravity goes into affect and you fall from the sky.

I wish the next time I walked into CompUSA they would claim me to be their 1 millionth customer and give me my choice of 3 free items in the store.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3906 on:** July 06, 2009, 01:10:03 PM »

granted, but you walk in during their going out of business sale near the last day, and there is only tape decks and candy bar's left and 1 case of bawls left.

I wish that i could be an amazing singer.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3907 on:** July 06, 2009, 02:20:00 PM »

Granted, but only in Cantonese.

I wish I had the slightest clue what a Cantonese person looked like.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3908 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:42:27 PM »

granted you turn cantonese.

I wish i could do a frontflip without using my hands

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3909 on:** July 06, 2009, 07:21:27 PM »

Granted, you use your face.

I wish our Cantonese audience out there will forgive our rudeness.

Rebs · « **Reply #3910 on:** July 07, 2009, 07:36:58 AM »

Granted, however this is only after you find a way to give all of them super BakaBT ratio's.

I wish rainy stormy weather wasn't so bothersome...

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3911 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:47:23 AM »

Granted water cannot touch you ever.... (oh by the way, have fun dehydrating yourself)

I wish that I could see into the future, even if it's not my own future.

ratfire666 · « **Reply #3912 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:51:53 AM »

granted, but you got charged $19.95 regardless of who's future it was.

I wish PETA would drop dead and vanish from existence

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3913 on:** July 07, 2009, 12:26:07 PM »

granted but a even larger more fluffy organization arises up from its ashes

I wish i had more hours in each day

harpy · « **Reply #3914 on:** July 07, 2009, 12:44:26 PM »

Granted, but sleepy trough all these additional houres

Wish I had more faith in humans

razirazo_90 · « **Reply #3915 on:** July 07, 2009, 12:48:25 PM »

granted, but others don't have faith in yourself

i wish my notebook converted magically to IBM thinkpad tonight.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3916 on:** July 07, 2009, 01:09:23 PM »

granted, it became the first version of an IBM thinkpad that came out, with very little battery life.

I wish I could jump over skyscrapers in a single bound.

harpy · « **Reply #3917 on:** July 07, 2009, 01:42:06 PM »

Granted, but as you jump you yopu go out in space

Wish for another beer

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3918 on:** July 07, 2009, 01:45:55 PM »

Granted but it is a Keystone Light

I wish for beautiful weather next week while im at camp.

harpy · « **Reply #3919 on:** July 07, 2009, 01:52:37 PM »

Granted, but its nice only when you sleep
(damn I need nice weather next week as well damn)

I wish for a new better life