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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3920 on: July 07, 2009, 01:55:21 PM »
granted but you live near me now (which isnt really corrupted because you deserve better in this world)

I wish I could show Harpy a better world

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3921 on: July 07, 2009, 01:56:06 PM »
^^Denied: Life is what you make it, if you want things to happen, you gotta be aggressive and get what you want and don't take no for an answer.  If you don't like something in your life, ditch it.  If you want something in your life, research what it would take to get it, and chase it.

Granted (no ruining of this)

I wish for Harpy to smile
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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3922 on: July 07, 2009, 08:23:55 PM »
Granted, harpy smiles al the time with no meaning of feeling behind it ( so nothing really is changed :D )


Wish for a good night sleep

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3923 on: July 08, 2009, 09:28:31 AM »
Granted, however after that goodnight sleep you are never ever able to sleep again...

I wish I had woken up earlier today.
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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3924 on: July 08, 2009, 12:02:59 PM »
Granted, you woke up 30 mins after falling asleep and you now exhausted due to sleep deprivation for the rest of the day.

I wish I was able to get more sleep.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3925 on: July 08, 2009, 12:39:16 PM »
granted, you sleep through the next 20 years of your life, and yet you still feel tired.

I wish that I could litterally jump into a book and join in on the story line.
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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3926 on: July 08, 2009, 12:53:40 PM »
Granted, but you never return from the book and when someone closes the book you fall into a state of limbo.

I wish I could have the capabilities to jump into any video game I want and have awesome powers and weapons.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3927 on: July 08, 2009, 12:58:46 PM »
granted but if you die in the game or get shot in the game, it is the same as getting shot in real life.

I wish that i could actually find the end of a rainbow
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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3928 on: July 08, 2009, 01:06:24 PM »
granted, now all the physic scientist suicide.

I wish windows 7 goes open source.
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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3929 on: July 08, 2009, 01:26:14 PM »
granted but it does not get any patches and no one can figure out how it works to program for it (it is overly complex and badly coded)

I wish that i had an easier time gaining muscle.
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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3930 on: July 08, 2009, 02:01:23 PM »
Granted, but now you are a 250 pound muscular giant that has trouble bending joints, fitting through doorways, and has veins popping out everywhere that make people feel sick.

I wish I was flying a helicopter right now.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3931 on: July 08, 2009, 02:08:54 PM »
granted but the helecopter is upside down, and almost about to hit the ground. (i have a shirt that has a helecopter upside down saying the words Uh Oh that i got from shirt.w00t.com)

I wish that this summer would actually get warm out...  it does not feel like summer. (im in central ny and it has only hit above 80 degrees a couple times. it is annoying.
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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3932 on: July 08, 2009, 02:13:21 PM »
Granted, but now it's so hot that walking outside without constantly drinking water will cause instant heat stroke. (The weather has been about the same here in Ohio...1 or 2 days of 90 degrees every other day is cold).

I wish I could grow and awesome tweedly mustache like those guys in the cartoons that tie girls to train tracks.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3933 on: July 08, 2009, 02:14:57 PM »
granted but someone used it to to tie down some steel rebar

I wish I had my own pokemon

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3934 on: July 08, 2009, 02:26:16 PM »
Granted you get Abra, He uses teleport.  Gone.

I wish for this wish not to get corrupted
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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3935 on: July 08, 2009, 02:29:17 PM »
Granted....for 1 day. Tomorrow your wish turns into a giant, man-eating chicken and rampages the world.

I wish I had a machine that could come up with wishes for me.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3936 on: July 08, 2009, 02:30:42 PM »
granted, but they are never wishes you actually want.

I wish for the work day to be over.
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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3937 on: July 08, 2009, 02:48:08 PM »
Granted, but you get homework.

I wish for a giant, man-eating chicken that rampages the world.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3938 on: July 08, 2009, 02:52:09 PM »
granted he was cooked with a nuke, and ready for eating. (kinda like microwaving)

I wish that my car didn't have so many problems.
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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3939 on: July 08, 2009, 02:55:22 PM »
Granted, but the second you leave your house to go anywhere the cops pull you over, take you to jail, and impound your car.

I wish I had some delicious food already made and ready to eat.