Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297101 times)

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3940 on:** July 08, 2009, 02:57:06 PM »

Granted, but it's a giant radioactive chicken full of man-meat.

I wish I had invented the pet rock. Then I'd have a million dollars.

Aneroph · « **Reply #3941 on:** July 08, 2009, 02:59:44 PM »

Granted, but since your pet rocks can easily be obtained without purchasing them from you, you go into bankruptcy almost immediately.

I wish I had more friends who are interested in Japanese things.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3942 on:** July 08, 2009, 03:01:54 PM »

Granted, but they can only speak Japanese. No subtitles.

I wish Michael Jackson has one of his hidden sex tapes leak...

Aneroph · « **Reply #3943 on:** July 08, 2009, 03:05:19 PM »

Granted, but it's so terrible, a hideous atrocity, that watching even 5 seconds of the video will force you into a seizure that you can never snap out of.

I wish my fingers also dispensed bacon.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3944 on:** July 08, 2009, 03:09:53 PM »

Granted, but I kidnap you and keep you in a cage where I only feed you bacon, to get extra-bacon flavored bacon.

I wish for a death note.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3945 on:** July 08, 2009, 03:12:11 PM »

^ granted but every page is filled up

I wish that every day could be a giant party

Aneroph · « **Reply #3946 on:** July 08, 2009, 03:15:36 PM »

Granted, but everyone is so incredibly drunk that they can't stop puking, falling over, and passing out many times a day.

I wish fun things didn't cost so much money.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3947 on:** July 08, 2009, 05:17:01 PM »

granted, they cost labor. (there are a ton of fun things you can do for free, go to the park, play volleyball, go to a townshop, play board games, sunbath, get people together for tag, play cards, go to a lake for a swim, horse shoes, Bocci, go paint a picture with friends (or use crayons), go for a bike ride, go for a hike, oh the possibilities.. just gotta look and be motiviated.

I wish i had more time to do what i listed above.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3948 on:** July 08, 2009, 05:23:35 PM »

Granted, but the NHK comes after you and you become a Hikikomori, so you no longer wish to do those things.

I wish I could eat people and gain all their powers.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3949 on:** July 08, 2009, 05:32:56 PM »

^ Denied, you could always do that, you just have never tried... (well kept secret)

V I wish I could run up walls

Aneroph · « **Reply #3950 on:** July 08, 2009, 05:38:03 PM »

Granted, but people thing you are a monster and a threat to the human population so you are hunted by everyone carrying a gun.

I wish I had a waterfall in my house.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3951 on:** July 08, 2009, 07:32:25 PM »

granted but it destroys your house in the process...

I wish i could see this waterfall happen, that sounds cool.

harpy · « **Reply #3952 on:** July 08, 2009, 09:07:02 PM »

Granted, but it also kills you

I wish I could live on the moon

Aneroph · « **Reply #3953 on:** July 08, 2009, 09:10:57 PM »

Granted, but you run out of air really quickly and die.

I wish the next poster would be imagining a chimpanzee in a bow tie eating a banana.

harpy · « **Reply #3954 on:** July 08, 2009, 09:19:44 PM »

Granted, but the chimpanzee hops out of my imagination and suffocate anerph with his bow tie

I wish for another cup of yogurt

surdumil · « **Reply #3955 on:** July 09, 2009, 03:36:21 AM »

Granted. Unfortunately, it tastes a bit off. It also has a spoonful taken out of it.

I wish there was a single correct way of spelling yogurt, yoghurt, youghurt, yogourt, yoghourt.

ratfire666 · « **Reply #3956 on:** July 09, 2009, 03:56:57 AM »

granted, but you are forced to spell it out yourself

I wish I grill some brisket without burning it

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3957 on:** July 09, 2009, 04:30:53 AM »

Granted, but Rachel Ray gets anxious about her job security and murders you with a butcher knife.

I wish for a nice boat.

Aneroph · « **Reply #3958 on:** July 09, 2009, 04:54:21 AM »

Granted, but on your first voyage you get overly cocky, speed up to save time on the trip, and crash directly into an iceberg that you could have easily seen if you had poked your head out above deck.

I wish I had free, fresh fish everyday for dinner.

Rebs · « **Reply #3959 on:** July 09, 2009, 10:08:59 AM »

Granted, you are now a shark...

I wish my now 1 year old laptop wouldn't feel outdated so quickly