Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297094 times)

yt1DER · « **Reply #3960 on:** July 09, 2009, 12:29:09 PM »

Granted. I introduce it to my 7-year-old Pentium 4 (woot) laptop and yours feels better about itself right away.

I wish I didn't feel so bad now about having this piece of crap T_T

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3961 on:** July 09, 2009, 01:05:46 PM »

granted but as soon as you feel better about it, it finally craps out.

I wish that Pennsylvania was a bit closer (after work im driving down to buy fireworks)

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3962 on:** July 09, 2009, 07:43:36 PM »

Granted, but you get murdered by a pack of Quakers in the woods.

I wish Joe Biden wasn't the vice-president.

surdumil · « **Reply #3963 on:** July 10, 2009, 03:57:17 AM »

Granted. The names of all American political roles have been changed to various type of czars. Joe Biden's office has been renamed, 'Czar of Funny Walks'.

I wish a new generation Monty Python television series would start up.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3964 on:** July 10, 2009, 04:23:19 AM »

Granted, but it's done by the cast of MadTV. Suffice to say, no one watches it and it goes off the air.

I wish Miracle of 86 would reunite and make a new album.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3965 on:** July 10, 2009, 12:46:28 PM »

granted but the album sounds terrible because they changed their genre of music

I wish that it will be sunny all next week

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3966 on:** July 10, 2009, 03:22:28 PM »

Granted, but this is because the world stops spinning, which results on catastrophic changes worldwide.

I wish I could predict the weather 100% accurately.

morrefule · « **Reply #3967 on:** July 10, 2009, 03:38:48 PM »

Granted you would no longer have an excuse for dressing like a bum at work

I wish I could have gotten an extra hour of sleep this morning.

xionication · « **Reply #3968 on:** July 10, 2009, 09:09:54 PM »

Granted, but during that hour all your fears and hatreds culminate into a traumatizing dream that results in you requiring weeks of psychotherapy.

I wish batteries can generate energy perpetually.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3969 on:** July 11, 2009, 03:57:43 AM »

Granted, but the laws of physics break down at the point of this battery, resulting in the end of the universe.

I wish that I had a remote control that controlled all of my electronic devices.

morrefule · « **Reply #3970 on:** July 11, 2009, 08:17:06 AM »

Granted, but you could never figure out how to program the darn thing, and you blender randomly goes off.

I wish I didn't have to go to a meeting this morning at 6 a.m. on a saturday.

xionication · « **Reply #3971 on:** July 11, 2009, 08:40:08 AM »

Granted, you now have to go at 5:30am today AND tomorrow.

I wish I could read, write, and speak every modern language.

surdumil · « **Reply #3972 on:** July 11, 2009, 11:21:50 AM »

Granted, but you are exiled from humanity for doing so. You have the ability, but are forbidden to use it. Because of that, humanity languishes and the earth is taken over by giant water beetles.

I wish my project was done so I didn't have to work extra hours.

Aneroph · « **Reply #3973 on:** July 11, 2009, 11:41:27 AM »

Granted, but instead of working you get shot in the foot and end up in a run-down hospital with no televisions, terrible food, and rodents/bugs on the beds.

I wish I hadn't spilled eggs on the stove this morning so I wouldn't have to smell burnt food all day.

xionication · « **Reply #3974 on:** July 11, 2009, 08:43:20 PM »

Granted. Instead, you somehow fall onto the stove and suffer severe burns.

I wish my printer still works, and that I don't have to replace it today.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3975 on:** July 11, 2009, 09:21:14 PM »

Granted, but you run out of ink and buy cartridges that cost more than the printer.

I wish I didn't get a piece of wood in my eye.

morrefule · « **Reply #3976 on:** July 11, 2009, 11:30:47 PM »

Granted, you almost died in that car when you decided to play chicken with a tree.

I wish I could kick people for being so stupid.

Zayras · « **Reply #3977 on:** July 12, 2009, 07:21:48 AM »

Granted, but all the stupid people become ubber ninjas and pwn you...

I wish I had more OJ.

yt1DER · « **Reply #3978 on:** July 12, 2009, 08:17:03 AM »

Granted, but it tastes like BJ -_-

I wish my tv didn't suck so much

Rebs · « **Reply #3979 on:** July 12, 2009, 09:52:40 AM »

Granted, now it also blows...

I wish moving wouldn't be such a hassle