Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297093 times)

xionication · « **Reply #3980 on:** July 12, 2009, 10:07:16 AM »

Granted. Now moving only requires you to think it. Unfortunately, most humans (including you) are unable to accomplish this due to the immense amount of focused thought required.

I wish the whole world uses only one currency.

morrefule · « **Reply #3981 on:** July 12, 2009, 01:48:32 PM »

Granted they wouldn't pick your currency and you would instantly become broke, because beaurocrats are jackasses.

I wish i had a good manga store in my area.

Rebs · « **Reply #3982 on:** July 12, 2009, 02:19:35 PM »

Granted, however now there is always a massive storm of manga fanatics at the store that make it impossibly bothersome to even live in ur area

I wish I had a bigger room.

xionication · « **Reply #3983 on:** July 12, 2009, 08:33:39 PM »

Granted. Your room takes up more floor space, which your current foundations are unable to support, resulting in the collapse of half the building.

I wish my cellphone has better coverage.

morrefule · « **Reply #3984 on:** July 12, 2009, 09:24:47 PM »

Granted, you could have picked the better carrier and been much happier, but wanted the phone more than the plan.

I wish i didn't just run out of vitamin water.

zorena86 · « **Reply #3985 on:** July 12, 2009, 11:14:58 PM »

Granted, you now have a lifetime supply of vitamin water but it's in a flavor your not all too ecstatic about and it's also past the expiration date.

I wish I had 8 tentacles similar to that of Doc Oc from Spider-Man.

xionication · « **Reply #3986 on:** July 12, 2009, 11:18:38 PM »

Granted, but they have a will of their own and aggressively assault anything that moves.

I wish for a loyal rabid hamster that does my evil bidding.

surdumil · « **Reply #3987 on:** July 13, 2009, 02:46:50 AM »

Granted. You get a 900 kilo rabid hamster that, to get you into a much safer space where it can more easily protect you, eats you in one gulp. Rabid hamster logic, I guess.

I wish I had 9 tentacles that obey my will so that I can best Zorena's 8 self-possessed tentacles.

morrefule · « **Reply #3988 on:** July 13, 2009, 04:03:03 AM »

Granted, but the 9th arm only reaches between your legs which gives you a constant wedgie and continuous Nut Shots.

I wish Robert Gibbs would just shut his mouth.

zorena86 · « **Reply #3989 on:** July 13, 2009, 11:46:39 AM »

Granted, Sarah Paylin takes his place.

I wish me and surdumil could both have 8+ tentacles that obey our every command so that we can take over BBT one day and have Xero join us.

yt1DER · « **Reply #3990 on:** July 13, 2009, 11:57:03 AM »

Granted, but you have 8+ tentacles.

That's just not hot.

I wish I had something good to eat right now.

xionication · « **Reply #3991 on:** July 13, 2009, 09:42:40 PM »

Granted, but zorena86's and surdumil's (and Xero's soon to be) 8+ tentacles steal it.

I wish I have one invisible ethereal tentacle that makes people cold when it passes through them.

Aneroph · « **Reply #3992 on:** July 13, 2009, 09:57:50 PM »

Granted, but every where you go turns into a terrible tentacle hentai. Doesn't sound too bad? Unfortunately your tentacle is the only thing getting any action as you lost both of your arms in an unfortunate smelting accident, and since the tentacle is ethereal you don't have any feeling in the tentacle, thus making you incredibly horny at all times with nothing to qualm it. Forced to live in solace you become incredibly lonely and try to kill yourself, but the only weapon you have is the tentacle and that just makes you horny again. Such a miserable life you are forced to live.

I wish I had a bag of Cheetos

zorena86 · « **Reply #3993 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:22:25 AM »

Granted, but the Cheetos brand bag only had 1 cheeto in it.

I wish anerph's incredibly detailed scenario wasn't so depressing.

morrefule · « **Reply #3994 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:42:29 AM »

Granted but then it wouldn't be anerph. It would be his evil twin, and we would have to hunt him down and beat the evil one again.

I wish it didn't take so long to make homemade spaghetti

xionication · « **Reply #3995 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:46:44 AM »

Granted, it only takes half as long, but also tastes half as good.

I wish I make people subconsciously happy just by being around them

dreadx6 · « **Reply #3996 on:** July 14, 2009, 01:14:44 AM »

Granted, but then they get so happy that they soon start killing themselves due to the increased sense of pleasure given off and thereby immuring them to the sense of pain and causing a melt down.

I wish that an good anime shop would open close to me.

morrefule · « **Reply #3997 on:** July 14, 2009, 01:16:46 AM »

Granted, but it would open next door to your home and you would have otaku come and knock on your all the time asking to use the bathroom.

I wish you would do my dishes for me.

dreadx6 · « **Reply #3998 on:** July 14, 2009, 01:20:26 AM »

Granted, but then i will take all the scrapings and dirty water and throw it all over you house

I wish i could enter the world of any anime i choose.

xionication · « **Reply #3999 on:** July 14, 2009, 01:22:47 AM »

Granted, but not only will you be unable to leave that world, you will be forsaken by those in that world for looking so three dimensional

I wish I could change my eye colour at any time.