Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297094 times)

dreadx6 · « **Reply #4000 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:03:34 AM »

Granted, but then one day your ear will fall off and be used as a lighting fixture in a Rave club

I wish i could find a good, violent anime

xionication · « **Reply #4001 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:06:53 AM »

Wait, my ear will fall off?

Granted, but it's violence leaves a great impression on you, and you end up acting out a lot of it in real life.

I wish I could monitor my torrents telepathically.

dreadx6 · « **Reply #4002 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:14:44 AM »

hmmm... wouldn't that be cool XD

Granted, but then one day the inner soul of the torrents will take over you body and turn you brain to mush while fighting over who gets what and then they shall use the body u still have feeling over only no control to fulfill their evil bidding by creating the anime scenarios taking place in the various anime.. and soon a violent one will appear and rip you limb from limb and then there will still be more to go so they will take glue and glue ur hands and other various limbs back together and thereby u suffer an terrible infection that turns ur body florescent green.

I wish that happens in real XD

xionication · « **Reply #4003 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:23:09 AM »

Granted, it does happen, but to you

I wish my hair is less defiant of gravity.

dreadx6 · « **Reply #4004 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:28:12 AM »

coooooooooooooooooo oool XD

Granted, but then it gets so defiant that it send u floating away and choking u until u reach into outer space and you lungs explode and u die

i wish i would go and sleep

morrefule · « **Reply #4005 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:35:14 AM »

Granted but that would require me to hit you over the head with a mallet, and I don't want to go to jail for hitting a minor

I wish that it wasn't so hot here in the summer.

xionication · « **Reply #4006 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:38:44 AM »

^^ I said LESS defiant of gravity >_<

Granted, the temperature drops to one that is comfortable for you, but results in global natural disasters due to the planet needing to change it orbit.

I wish I can have a serious discussion with my friends without them bringing up obscenities every 10 seconds.

dreadx6 · « **Reply #4007 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:44:24 AM »

Granted and as so and the lecture is over the gang up and beat you then say "well at least we didn't curse" XD

i wish i could control time

morrefule · « **Reply #4008 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:52:03 AM »

Granted, you could control time, but you still can't keep yourself from changing the future or the past, you just have to relive everything over again.

(That's not actually how i wanted to answer that questions, but i'll be nice for a change

)

I wish the torrent I was d/l would pull down faster. Dropped From 800kbs to 35 kbs in the last 30 min...

dreadx6 · « **Reply #4009 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:55:42 AM »

Granted but then the files that u are downloading are corrupt and cause you system to crash

I wish for a cat girl

xionication · « **Reply #4010 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:58:45 AM »

Granted. A female tabby appears at your feet, and proceeds to claw you with all her might.

I wish it didn't take me so long to think of a wish.

dreadx6 · « **Reply #4011 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:06:54 AM »

Granted, now u have infinite ideas for wishes and u suffer wish overload and u explode.

I wish for the person replying to be happy

morrefule · « **Reply #4012 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:26:35 AM »

Granted that would mean i would kill off 1/2 the world population, but what do you care

I wish i had a switch that would put my neighbors on mute when they are having a party or a fight.

surdumil · « **Reply #4013 on:** July 14, 2009, 11:22:29 AM »

Granted... but fair's fair. Everyone else gets a mute switch.

I wish that our weather would become more like summer and less like an extended spring or fall.

dreadx6 · « **Reply #4014 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:49:48 PM »

Granted, but then the sun becomes so intense that it fries everyone by you alive thanks to global warming.

I wish i could be the leading protagonist in an anime that happened in real life

Rebs · « **Reply #4015 on:** July 14, 2009, 01:39:17 PM »

Granted, however the reality is a dark one and so you become Guts, "The Berserker"!

I wish I had a motorbike that only needed air for fuel.

dreadx6 · « **Reply #4016 on:** July 14, 2009, 09:37:08 PM »

Granted. but then one day you are driving in a polluted area and the air is to polluted with dust to work and you shut down in the middle of the road and u see a figure dressed in a long trench coat with glowing red eyes approaching you and then just as you can see his face he takes off his coat and u see 4 gigantic tentacles approaching you... and so starts you nightmare in a tentacle hentai.

I wish all men could understand the minds of women.

xionication · « **Reply #4017 on:** July 14, 2009, 09:52:59 PM »

Granted, the porn and hentai industry suffers a 90% fall in business, thus reducing the amount of porn and hentai being produced... But then again, that wouldn't really matter if your wish came true... so DENIED! Heterosexual relationships remain as tumultuous as ever.

I wish books, especially soft covered books, don't develop seemingly arbitrary folds when you read them.

dreadx6 · « **Reply #4018 on:** July 14, 2009, 10:04:19 PM »

^ LMAO

Granted but the pages get so straight that it is as sharp as razors and it cuts your hand 5times each time u read one page

I wish for a brownie

xionication · « **Reply #4019 on:** July 14, 2009, 10:12:07 PM »

Granted. You receive what looks like a brownie, but doesn't smell like one, doesn't sound like one, doesn't feel like one, and certainly doesn't taste like one. =\

I wish to be the inventor of TRIPLE SIDED TAPE!