Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297085 times)

dreadx6 · « **Reply #4020 on:** July 14, 2009, 10:28:11 PM »

Granted, then you are mobbed my the paparazzi and so die of shock ^_^

I wish for blood

xionication · « **Reply #4021 on:** July 14, 2009, 11:10:07 PM »

Granted. Your blood is replaced by tuna blood, making bodily function impossible.

I wish I could pull myself away from this forum and do something productive.

dreadx6 · « **Reply #4022 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:07:04 AM »

Granted you pull your self away form the safety of your room and go outside to do volunteer work and while crossing the road a car bounces you.... u are now dead >.>

i wish i had more time to watch anime

xionication · « **Reply #4023 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:28:49 AM »

Granted. Time stops for everybody except you. You can watch as much anime as you want, but no new anime will ever be produced ever again.

I wish writing to optical discs is instantaneous.

dreadx6 · « **Reply #4024 on:** July 15, 2009, 02:56:52 AM »

Granted but then you burn so many discs that u are soon buried alive and die of hunger and shock

I wish i could read ppls minds

morrefule · « **Reply #4025 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:08:01 AM »

Granted, but then you would hate yourself, because you would find out what people actually think of you... *THINKS REALLY HARD*

I wish I could make one person at a time disappear and reappear on command.

dreadx6 · « **Reply #4026 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:12:27 AM »

Granted but that person starts off with me and when i re-appear i reappear in you bedroom and telepotation vaporizes clothes... sooo... do u still want that wish dude o.O

LMAO.. i like to talk to much shit

Wishes for a storm.

Harryy · « **Reply #4027 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:17:16 AM »

Granted, but then the storm ~~misses your home and you walk away fine~~ kills you.

I wish I had moar monnies.

dreadx6 · « **Reply #4028 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:30:33 AM »

Granted, but then you are targeted by mobsters and they take all you clothes money and kill you.

i wish could go to sleep

Harryy · « **Reply #4029 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:32:27 AM »

Granted, yet you die in your sleep and never wake up.

I wish I could fuck a pornstar.

dreadx6 · « **Reply #4030 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:55:25 AM »

Granted, but u realize she has a million + STDS and soon ur dick falls out xP

I wish i could fly

xionication · « **Reply #4031 on:** July 15, 2009, 04:11:15 AM »

Granted, but you have no means of taking off.

I wish I could meet my daily nutritional requirement without actually eating anything.

dreadx6 · « **Reply #4032 on:** July 15, 2009, 04:51:45 AM »

Granted, but side effects include severe constipation and unconsciousness

I wish for everyone to have a good night

Zayras · « **Reply #4033 on:** July 15, 2009, 06:37:52 AM »

Granted, but you have a horrible night, in which you get robbed by ninjazzzz...

I wish your post cost was greater than 0.

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Aneroph · « **Reply #4034 on:** July 15, 2009, 06:59:08 AM »

Granted, but now his post count is so high that no one is ever able to reach him.

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I wish I hadn't just finished an extremely awesome anime in under 12 hours.

Rebs · « **Reply #4035 on:** July 15, 2009, 07:32:19 PM »

oh shish!
Granted, however this is only because you never came across this awsome anime and so you live a life of...
...emptiness $:-\$

I wish you could give me the title of said "Awsome anime"

Aneroph · « **Reply #4036 on:** July 15, 2009, 07:53:08 PM »

Granted, but it's the Japanese title '君が望む永遠'

I wish I had a way of turning my new computer sub-woofer down all the way.

dreadx6 · « **Reply #4037 on:** July 15, 2009, 08:32:07 PM »

Granted, but then the speakers burst

I wish i could get more time to watch anime *sigh*

Harryy · « **Reply #4038 on:** July 16, 2009, 01:23:39 AM »

Quote from: dreadx6 on July 15, 2009, 08:32:07 PM

Granted, but then the speakers burst

I wish i could get more time to watch anime *sigh*

You get over 9000 hours, and then get bored of anime and never want to see it again.

I wish to have a lot more HDD space.

@anerph: Kiminozo, right?

xionication · « **Reply #4039 on:** July 16, 2009, 02:08:19 AM »

Granted, a 100TB array of HDDs spawns on top of you, promptly breaking your neck.

I wish your avatar is less addictive to watch >_<