Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297085 times)

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #4040 on:** July 16, 2009, 04:04:28 AM »

Granted, because it jumps off the screen and stabs your eyes out.

I wish no one anywhere would ever die.

Zayras · « **Reply #4041 on:** July 16, 2009, 04:10:42 AM »

Granted the earth becomes overpopulated and we are stuck with our smelly neighbors for ever.

I wish I had moar ice cream!

Harryy · « **Reply #4042 on:** July 16, 2009, 04:19:54 AM »

Quote from: Zayras on July 16, 2009, 04:10:42 AM

Granted the earth becomes overpopulated and we are stuck with our smelly neighbors for ever.

I wish I had moar ice cream!

You get moar ice cream, yet you get fat and die of a heart attack 1 hour later.

I wish I could rule the world.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #4043 on:** July 16, 2009, 04:29:37 AM »

Granted, but your still just the puppet emperor set up by the moose.

I wish I remembered to buy twix bars when I was at the store

Aneroph · « **Reply #4044 on:** July 16, 2009, 04:34:21 AM »

Granted, but they melted in the car on the way home and are no longer edible.

I wish I had a bigger desk.

Zayras · « **Reply #4045 on:** July 16, 2009, 04:55:27 AM »

Granted, your desk is now 3 times the height, but 1/2 the witdh.

I wish I had water cooling for my PC.

Harryy · « **Reply #4046 on:** July 16, 2009, 05:30:30 AM »

Quote from: Zayras on July 16, 2009, 04:55:27 AM

Granted, your desk is now 3 times the height, but 1/2 the witdh.

I wish I had water cooling for my PC.

Granted, but your cooling system boils over and destroys your PC.

I wish I had more loli.

Aneroph · « **Reply #4047 on:** July 16, 2009, 05:36:08 AM »

Granted, but you are thrown in jail since it is illegal in most countries.

I wish I had a nice bologna sandwich with cheese, relish, and mayonnaise.

MarchHare · « **Reply #4048 on:** July 16, 2009, 05:36:47 AM »

granted. but it's tainted, so no you get salmonella poisoning.

i wish the owl outside my window would stop hooting.

Goroshi-sama · « **Reply #4049 on:** July 16, 2009, 01:00:54 PM »

granted, but it asks a "few of its friends to come hoot even louder!

I wish summer holyday would be 6 months long

morrefule · « **Reply #4050 on:** July 16, 2009, 01:30:59 PM »

Granted but then you would just become a lazy sack of poo and live in you parents basement for the rest of you life.

I wish my 2 hour nap could be a 3 hour nap

dreadx6 · « **Reply #4051 on:** July 16, 2009, 08:37:14 PM »

Granted but then u don't get sleep for the next 3days

I wish for a good new J-pop band

xionication · « **Reply #4052 on:** July 17, 2009, 02:33:22 AM »

Granted, but you won't know of their existence until year 2020, which by then J-Pop is defunct and unpopular.

I wish for every byte I download, one noob in the world suffers a pinprick on a random part of their face.

morrefule · « **Reply #4053 on:** July 17, 2009, 03:04:45 AM »

Granted, but then dreadx6 would look like a pin cushion, and then you would be out a threadmate

I wish I could make up words like threadmate on the fly and them actually be real english words.

P.S> Yes, I know i made a Pun!

dreadx6 · « **Reply #4054 on:** July 17, 2009, 04:24:59 PM »

Granted, but then oxford asks u come to the university for you to give them your words and there u are forced to be a book slave and think of words and not get paid and u never get chance to come online or watch anime again.

I wish i could figure out the reason morrefule picks on me T-T

LiquidZero · « **Reply #4055 on:** July 17, 2009, 04:27:11 PM »

GRANTED now that you know the reason it disturbs you and drives you to suicide!

i wish i felt like making another Sig and Avatar.. i just cant be bothered enough to do it.

Aneroph · « **Reply #4056 on:** July 17, 2009, 04:31:37 PM »

Granted, but it involves something racist, sexist, and some form of hentai so you are banned for a month.

I wish I could fit every anime in existence onto a small flash drive so I could carry it around with me everywhere.

dreadx6 · « **Reply #4057 on:** July 17, 2009, 04:34:55 PM »

Granted, but then you loose the flash drive and become unable to obtain any more anime for the rest of your life.

I wish i wasn't so lazy

LiquidZero · « **Reply #4058 on:** July 17, 2009, 04:37:23 PM »

Granted, You are no longer "so" lazy but now your SLOTH-like lazy, and you gain 1000 pds. since you never move.

Wish i had an FN P90 and an Glock 18c FULL AUTO.

dreadx6 · « **Reply #4059 on:** July 17, 2009, 04:58:52 PM »

Granted but you use those guns to kill your family and yourself

I wish i could control time