Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297076 times)

MarchHare · « **Reply #4080 on:** July 22, 2009, 02:00:47 AM »

granted, but your retirement dries up within five years.

i wish i had Xero yaoi >_>

XeroSKill · « **Reply #4081 on:** July 24, 2009, 07:15:05 PM »

Granted, actually fuck that, DENIED. If you want Xero Yaoi, see me in real life

V I wish I could meet some BakaBT'rs in real life

morrefule · « **Reply #4082 on:** July 25, 2009, 03:40:35 AM »

Granted, but you would end up meeting just the ones who are 40 years old and live in thier mom's basement...

I wish I could get an earilier flight home tomorrow

LiquidZero · « **Reply #4083 on:** July 25, 2009, 04:27:45 AM »

GRANTED you successfully catch an earlier flight only to been on the same flight as an extremly bad disease....
Necrotizing fasciitis

i wish i could meet a nice girl like in those animes we all love so much.

Goroshi-sama · « **Reply #4084 on:** July 26, 2009, 01:31:55 PM »

granted, but after you meet her, she starts to scream loud and runs away!

I wish i could talk japanese

XeroSKill · « **Reply #4085 on:** July 27, 2009, 02:12:08 PM »

^ Granted but you are stuck in the US, and you lose the ability to speak english.

I wish for a machine that helped me find fun things to do every day.

Rebs · « **Reply #4086 on:** July 27, 2009, 05:27:12 PM »

Granted, However you then fall into a coma from which you never wake up

I wish I posted the last reply on this thread...

surdumil · « **Reply #4087 on:** July 29, 2009, 02:34:20 AM »

Granted, except that "last reply" is interpreted to be "the previous reply to this reply", so nothing really happened.

I wish that hairdressers and "world leaders" would permanently trade jobs with eachother.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #4088 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:17:22 PM »

Granted, but now it's impossible to get a decent haircut and everyone looks silly.

I wish ladders never fall down when you're on them. :'(

XeroSKill · « **Reply #4089 on:** July 31, 2009, 01:25:43 PM »

granted, they fall Up instead (much scarier)

I wish that today would be busy'r at work (bored)

MarchHare · « **Reply #4090 on:** July 31, 2009, 02:06:22 PM »

granted, but now you're too busy.

i wish i could go to the beach party tomorrow =\

TempestWing · « **Reply #4091 on:** July 31, 2009, 02:18:00 PM »

Granted, but its raining at the beach party.

I wish it wasn't cloudy today.

zorena86 · « **Reply #4092 on:** July 31, 2009, 03:33:25 PM »

Granted, the sun is as bright as can be with no clouds out and it's somehow pouring rain outside.

I wish I didn't have to drive to Virginia this weekend.

yt1DER · « **Reply #4093 on:** August 01, 2009, 01:16:19 AM »

^ Granted, your car breaks down and you have to walk.

V I wish your wish would be denied.

MarchHare · « **Reply #4094 on:** August 02, 2009, 05:37:53 AM »

^granted, but now it comes true anyway

V i wish i didn't have to go to work tomorrow

* MarchHare has a fatal error [0x0000007E]

* MarchHare reboots

Rebs · « **Reply #4095 on:** August 02, 2009, 09:57:04 AM »

Granted, you just got fired !!!

I wish I had something fum to do today

Meomix · « **Reply #4096 on:** August 03, 2009, 04:28:14 AM »

Granted, your fum actually stands for Freaking Unstoppable Meteorites, which happen to be heading your way

I wish i could clap

yt1DER · « **Reply #4097 on:** August 04, 2009, 07:10:25 AM »

Granted, but an orphan child dies every time you do.

...I wish I wasn't almost out of root beer T_T

Rebs · « **Reply #4098 on:** August 04, 2009, 12:05:55 PM »

Granted, you are OUT of root beer

I wish I could fit a little fridge in my room

Meomix · « **Reply #4099 on:** August 04, 2009, 12:21:13 PM »

Granted, but you would have to pay 670k to remodel your house

I wish this Endless Neight would end