Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297076 times)

surdumil · « **Reply #4120 on:** August 15, 2009, 11:56:38 AM »

Granted, but you accidentally gouge your new Cisco router, fatally damaging its circuit board, with a your new Makita router fitted with a profile cutter.

I wish it would stop raining for a few days.

Nitcher · « **Reply #4121 on:** August 15, 2009, 12:53:17 PM »

Granted, but instead there will be a blizzard for 2 months.

I wish I wouldn't have to eat.

razirazo_90 · « **Reply #4122 on:** August 16, 2009, 04:04:23 AM »

Granted, all your daily nutrient is supplied through a tube that directly injected to blood vessel.

I wish my x32 system can support 16GB ram.

surdumil · « **Reply #4123 on:** August 20, 2009, 12:09:53 PM »

Granted. Your 18x32 system can support 16 GB ram, but the system isn't compatible with available software, so you are left with the ROM-based system software including a Pong game that requires three players (no computer opponent) using keyboard keypresses, a CADET calculator (Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try), and a word processor that remaps the keyboard into a transverse mirrored version of a Dvorak layout (sorry, no programming support included).

I wish it wasn't Thursday.

razirazo_90 · « **Reply #4124 on:** August 20, 2009, 12:16:19 PM »

Granted, it was doomsday instead.

I wish my teacher wasn't being so cruel to me anymore.

misachaos · « **Reply #4125 on:** August 20, 2009, 07:31:07 PM »

You get blank dvd's but you cant burn anything on them.

I wish i was a Neko!

Rebs · « **Reply #4126 on:** August 20, 2009, 07:34:28 PM »

Denied, I was just about to post and you spoiled it

, However that would be fundamentally flawed...

I wish I could get good airflow through my room without having to leave the door open

misachaos · « **Reply #4127 on:** August 20, 2009, 07:43:39 PM »

first come first serve lol

You get your air but its -40*F in your room.

I wish i was better at swordplay.

Rebs · « **Reply #4128 on:** August 20, 2009, 10:43:34 PM »

Granted, however you get over confident and challenge an Elite swordsman (Kenshin level) and die after 1 swift attack (since he's more like Sato).

I wish I would stop procastinating.

misachaos · « **Reply #4129 on:** August 20, 2009, 10:51:07 PM »

You stop procrasinating, but do everything so early by the time you need it you lost it.

I wish i could speak to animals.

zorena86 · « **Reply #4130 on:** August 25, 2009, 12:02:13 PM »

Granted but they don't want to talk back to you.

I wish it was colder here in Florida.

surdumil · « **Reply #4131 on:** August 25, 2009, 12:23:36 PM »

Granted. A giant tsunami cools off the entire state followed by a nice cool hurricane.

I wish I my latest rocketry project was complete.

Nitcher · « **Reply #4132 on:** August 26, 2009, 08:56:25 AM »

Granted, but the projects outcome shows how to dig cute little holes in the ground.

I wish my school could be 10min away from my home.

yt1DER · « **Reply #4133 on:** August 26, 2009, 09:08:38 AM »

It is. Drive faster you bum!

I wish I could sleep (school starts tomorrow and I've gotten in the habit of going to bed at 5-6 A.M. T_T)

surdumil · « **Reply #4134 on:** August 26, 2009, 11:38:26 AM »

Granted. You find that you can sleep... from 2:00 pm to 3:30 pm during lectures.

I wish that my company would pay me to take some cool courses at uni.

zorena86 · « **Reply #4135 on:** August 26, 2009, 01:29:06 PM »

Granted but the police ransack and raid you to find that the money you received was counterfeit bills with trace amounts of cocaine on them.

I wish I didn't have to be awake so early for class.

misachaos · « **Reply #4136 on:** August 26, 2009, 05:29:07 PM »

Class now starts at noon, but is until 7AM.

I wish there was more anime conventions in orlando

(Something bigger then MegaCon! Dx)

surdumil · « **Reply #4137 on:** September 12, 2009, 11:15:59 AM »

Granted, but they are held underwater for pearl divers only.

I wish that there were Greek letters in the English alphabet.

PrOdiGyiNaCn · « **Reply #4138 on:** September 12, 2009, 09:36:31 PM »

Granted, but now you speak greek.

I wish windows were semi-solid.

shabutie · « **Reply #4139 on:** September 12, 2009, 11:42:43 PM »

Granted: But now you can't see through them.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297076 times)

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