Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297066 times)

misachaos · « **Reply #4160 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:07:35 AM »

Granted! But,

Factors outside of our control

* Important changes in technology
* Environmental factors
* International, Federal, State or local government laws, regulations and legislation
* Aggressive competitor(s)
* Act of God
* Change in fashion and trends
* Theft and fraud
* Misa Misa making spoilers

I wish we didnt have 2 sleep

shabutie · « **Reply #4161 on:** September 14, 2009, 05:21:44 AM »

Granted, but only until you run out of coffee

I wish I had some cupcakes (or any tasty pastry, really)....

misachaos · « **Reply #4162 on:** September 14, 2009, 06:12:43 PM »

Granted, but theyre plastic.

I wish...for a wish

shabutie · « **Reply #4163 on:** September 14, 2009, 06:29:16 PM »

Granted... but uh... its going to be corrupted as that is what this thread is for

I wish I had moneys!

misachaos · « **Reply #4164 on:** September 14, 2009, 07:59:28 PM »

You get monopoly money.

I wish For shabu to send me cheese D<

shabutie · « **Reply #4165 on:** September 14, 2009, 08:06:26 PM »

Granted: But it may be a little moldy by the time it gets there..

I wish class wasn't an hour away

misachaos · « **Reply #4166 on:** September 14, 2009, 09:10:56 PM »

now class is 10hrs away.

i wish for...soup.

Esoliken · « **Reply #4167 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:24:05 AM »

Granted, but there's no flavor... nor texture... o.O

I wishes for drafting mechanisms that wont kill no one when in use :O

shabutie · « **Reply #4168 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:34:14 AM »

Granted: But... uh... they do the opposite of what you actually want them to... (Double negatives throwin' me off!)

I wish for infinity wishes! (Will also settle for a pair of wings)

surdumil · « **Reply #4169 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:56:21 AM »

Granted, but infinity is undefined, and so are your infinite series of wishes.

I wish that I could have a nice sliver of that intriguing cheese.

shabutie · « **Reply #4170 on:** September 15, 2009, 03:00:56 AM »

Granted, But you must find me to take it! (Hint: Mars Cheese Castle! XD)

I wish my graphics card worked

yt1DER · « **Reply #4171 on:** September 15, 2009, 04:25:47 AM »

Granted, but it stops working when you're around.

I wish I could get a "full night's rest" with only 2-3 hours of sleep

chng.R · « **Reply #4172 on:** September 15, 2009, 05:41:35 AM »

Granted, but you'll only feel rested if you sleep for exactly 10800 seconds.

I wish to be able to divide by 0.

surdumil · « **Reply #4173 on:** September 16, 2009, 03:05:46 AM »

You find that you are able to divide by zero and get one, zero, infinity, and phred's five year old rotting undies.

I wish math was more fun for everyone.

shabutie · « **Reply #4174 on:** September 17, 2009, 09:49:55 PM »

Granted, but math no longer includes numbers, except, of course, the number 42.

I wish I had a brain! *Cues up the Wizard of Oz.*

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #4175 on:** September 18, 2009, 12:14:18 PM »

Granted, but when the cops notice you walking down the street holding a human brain, you are promptly arrested, tried, and convicted for murdering Urkel from Family Matters.

I wish I lived closer to Walgreens.

shabutie · « **Reply #4176 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:10:55 AM »

Granted, but its closed every day of the week. (Except on Holidays)

I wish [Please insert wish here] please.

Rebs · « **Reply #4177 on:** September 19, 2009, 07:26:45 AM »

Darn, one cannot corrupt a wish that was never made...

, however, if we assume he wished for nothing, as in nothingness, then in granting this he would cease to exist. Of course we would also, but since the wish gets corrupted, only he would cease to exist.

I wish for more laughs like the one the previous post gave me

"[Please insert wish here]"

misachaos · « **Reply #4178 on:** September 21, 2009, 12:27:48 AM »

Your wish has been rejected and reported as fruad from the wish police. now the AFWIF is investigationg you (Anti-Fruad-Wish-Inspection force)

I wish I had more cake from yesterday

shabutie · « **Reply #4179 on:** September 21, 2009, 12:34:18 AM »

Granted, but it doesn't look pretty... also it might have been digested a little... eww...

I wish my homework was done so I don't have to do it (and done correctly damnit!)

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