Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297067 times)

Pants · « **Reply #4180 on:** September 21, 2009, 02:30:42 AM »

Granted! But, the teacher discovers it wasn't your work and you don't receive credit.

I wish for the elimination of the extreme poverty and wealth.

shabutie · « **Reply #4181 on:** September 21, 2009, 02:42:39 AM »

Granted, but they start with you! *BLAM*

I wish I had a ridable bear that could smite my enemies with a laser gun that it has grafted to his chest. Also, he feeds on tears and shits cannon balls!

yt1DER · « **Reply #4182 on:** September 21, 2009, 11:40:23 PM »

Granted, but I'M the one that rides him

I wish for WORLD DOMINATION!!

Rebs · « **Reply #4183 on:** September 22, 2009, 09:48:29 PM »

Granted, I have now taken over the world

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I wish politics was curruption free

shabutie · « **Reply #4184 on:** September 22, 2009, 11:31:22 PM »

Granted, but now we live in a state of anarchy

I wish the internets was a place I could walk around in. (you know... Tron / Futurama style!)

Rebs · « **Reply #4185 on:** September 23, 2009, 07:47:38 AM »

Granted, you have become Lain (from "Serial experiments Lain").

I wish making a doctors appointment for a problem you have now, didn't mean waiting a week before being able to get help.

surdumil · « **Reply #4186 on:** September 23, 2009, 11:44:56 AM »

Granted. You become a somewhat corrupt doctor's secretary, able to change the doctor's schedule at a whim. However, the corruption is partly due to your being undead.

I wish the vampire fad would die down soon

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yt1DER · « **Reply #4187 on:** September 23, 2009, 10:11:16 PM »

Granted, but so do you.

I wish this darned cold I've got would just disappear!

misachaos · « **Reply #4188 on:** September 30, 2009, 01:15:18 AM »

The cold dissapears, for 3 seconds then gets worse.

I want vodka....

shabutie · « **Reply #4189 on:** September 30, 2009, 04:27:33 PM »

Granted, but each time you take a drink... you throw up... also its watered down...

I wish I could just get on a space ship and leave for a different habital planet

K7IA · « **Reply #4190 on:** September 30, 2009, 06:56:34 PM »

granted, but your spaceship got swallowed by a worm hole and you ended up in primeval earth. Your are our new Adam now, say hello to Eve.

[edit] it is odd, as if I read something like this before, dejavu??

I wish I had my legs. hah, wait a minute I have my legs.

I wish I could touch the sun

Rebs · « **Reply #4191 on:** September 30, 2009, 08:30:27 PM »

granted, during geography class you touch the big yellow ball at the center of the solarsystem model

I wish My internet connection wasn't such an epic fail of pittifulness

DaggerLite · « **Reply #4192 on:** October 01, 2009, 02:39:36 AM »

Granted, and your local police force has just assigned a person to constantly monitor your activity.

I wish for the next person who posts here to become a millionaire in this week's lottery.

K7IA · « **Reply #4193 on:** October 01, 2009, 04:43:16 AM »

wohoo, granted but I decided to donate the money to BakaBT, and donations are now closed, forever

Quote from: Rebs on September 30, 2009, 08:30:27 PM

granted, during geography class you touch the big yellow ball at the center of the solarsystem model

lol

I wish you could wait a little [edit, ok thanks]

I wish Jarudin and Malus had not escape with the money I donated

shabutie · « **Reply #4194 on:** October 03, 2009, 09:03:31 PM »

^ Granted, but they shut down BBT in order to start up a gay bestiality porn site...

I wish... PEW PEW, laser guns!

surdumil · « **Reply #4195 on:** October 04, 2009, 02:06:09 PM »

Granted, but they're really just laser pointers mounted in a gun-shaped frame.

I wish that we have great weather for the Fall Fire rocket launch.

K7IA · « **Reply #4196 on:** October 05, 2009, 09:18:23 AM »

granted, but the rocket did not make it to the expected 20k AGL, hopefully next time

I wish, I could meet with J.R.R. Tolkien and shake his hand.

shabutie · « **Reply #4197 on:** October 05, 2009, 04:19:21 PM »

Granted, but all he want's to do is eat your brains!

I wish life was like a box of chocolates.

K7IA · « **Reply #4198 on:** October 05, 2009, 05:19:06 PM »

granted, but your girlfriend ate all your chocolate bars (quite normal) ,number of remaining chocolate bars is zero (death is imminent) . Bon Appetit

I wish I could manipulate fire with my bare hands

Rebs · « **Reply #4199 on:** October 05, 2009, 07:28:46 PM »

Granted, ofcourse this means you must come in contact with fire with your "bare hands" and you get burn after doing it once. Badly burned

I wish I could find a better place to move into before Christmas

Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297067 times)

misachaos