Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297015 times)

suhaib · « **Reply #4600 on:** November 11, 2009, 07:36:07 AM »

Granted !

but your wish was to die and it was granted without corruption

I wish i could play the drums

Goroshi-sama · « **Reply #4601 on:** November 11, 2009, 07:52:07 AM »

granted but you smash them too much so you break them

wish this thread would get locked

suhaib · « **Reply #4602 on:** November 11, 2009, 07:55:18 AM »

Granted !

but they open a new one called
" the corrupted wish thread 4.0 "

I wish i could become an assassin ...

BladeFan · « **Reply #4603 on:** November 11, 2009, 08:12:11 AM »

Granted! You could become an assassin, but you instead decide to go into investment banking.

I wish I knew the true identity of Jack the Ripper!

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #4604 on:** November 11, 2009, 12:23:14 PM »

Granted, but since he died a long time ago, no one cares anymore.

I wish geese weren't so loud in the mornings.

LilPimpT · « **Reply #4605 on:** November 11, 2009, 02:01:36 PM »

Granted, But now they're so loud in the afternoons, and all night.

I wish i could see a nuclear explosion as i die.

BladeFan · « **Reply #4606 on:** November 11, 2009, 10:22:03 PM »

Granted, but the agony of being burned alive is so great that it carries over to the afterlife and you spend eternity screaming.

I wish people would stop freaking out about the stupid approaching H1N1 "pandemic".

surdumil · « **Reply #4607 on:** November 12, 2009, 11:11:59 AM »

Granted. Nobody notices the difference between H1N1 and seasonal flu except for timing, especially since people start dropping dead because of the Andromeda Strain that was ignored due to earlier H1N1 concern.

I wish people would stop dropping dead because of the Andromeda Strain.

LilPimpT · « **Reply #4608 on:** November 12, 2009, 01:30:11 PM »

Granted. Those infected now become zombies.

I wish Modern warfare 2 had zombies o_o

Akecu · « **Reply #4609 on:** November 12, 2009, 02:41:04 PM »

Granted, but as soon as they spawned they warped to World at war.

i wish for a big chocolate cookie!

BladeFan · « **Reply #4610 on:** November 13, 2009, 03:17:53 AM »

Granted, but your grandma mixed up the chocolate chips with the rat poison. Sorry!

I wish I didn't have to work as many days in a row as I have to... (Eleven is TOO MANY!)

Goroshi-sama · « **Reply #4611 on:** November 14, 2009, 12:39:51 PM »

granted but you got pown3d at that day by 4chan

wish I could find a good car for myself

suhaib · « **Reply #4612 on:** November 14, 2009, 06:34:55 PM »

Granted !

But when you start the car it explodes !
( A bomb was planted in it

)

I wish i could understand math better ...

Goroshi-sama · « **Reply #4613 on:** November 14, 2009, 06:49:37 PM »

granted, but then I come to do your math homework and you dont learn anything

wish I could be better

surdumil · « **Reply #4614 on:** November 14, 2009, 11:12:25 PM »

Granted. Your tiddlywink skills increase by +2, but you can't find anyone else to play with.

I wish city streets were made of high-quality unsweetened dark chocolate.

Goroshi-sama · « **Reply #4615 on:** November 15, 2009, 11:06:54 AM »

granted but then it melts

wish my new car would be my new car!

suhaib · « **Reply #4616 on:** November 16, 2009, 07:31:25 PM »

Granted ! without corruption

I wish i had my own airplane ...

Goroshi-sama · « **Reply #4617 on:** November 17, 2009, 04:44:05 AM »

granted but you dont have any gas

wish my room would be a bit bigger..

surdumil · « **Reply #4618 on:** November 17, 2009, 11:20:19 AM »

Granted. Your room is now Central Park, though you share it with several "transients", muggers, and moms pushing prams.

I wish there was regular daily home delivery of mushroom swiss burgers.

Goroshi-sama · « **Reply #4619 on:** November 17, 2009, 03:34:59 PM »

granted... WT?!? ok now it got denied cause I couldnt understand it! :x

wish I could have understood Surdumil's wish