Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297010 times)

kemlo · « **Reply #4620 on:** November 17, 2009, 03:47:49 PM »

Granted you are now a mushroom swiss burger, so you can gain understanding into his wish

I wish i could see the Great wall from Space

Akecu · « **Reply #4621 on:** November 17, 2009, 06:32:01 PM »

Granted, but after seeing it you won't come back. Guess why? you are stuck in the space with oxygen for just about the time you're able to read this.

i wish i would be happier..

Goroshi-sama · « **Reply #4622 on:** November 17, 2009, 06:52:51 PM »

granted, but im happier than you!

wish I wouldnt be so stupid

kemlo · « **Reply #4623 on:** November 18, 2009, 11:20:42 AM »

granted your now filled with all the knowledge and wisdom present within this world, unfortunatly it only lasts a short duration and you shall forever remember that once upon a time you were not so stupid.

i wish i had a life time supply of pocky

XinWind · « **Reply #4624 on:** November 18, 2009, 12:00:18 PM »

Granted, too bad you find out you can't eat sugar anymore or else you would dump(getting massively sick because your stomach cannot handle the substance/chemicals in the foods)

Wish I don't need to work for a good long time.

Goroshi-sama · « **Reply #4625 on:** November 18, 2009, 12:07:22 PM »

granted; just stay here and talk with me! ^_^

surdumil · « **Reply #4626 on:** November 18, 2009, 01:05:10 PM »

.... umm .... granted, but nothing happens.

I wish for your next super-awesome wish.

Goroshi-sama · « **Reply #4627 on:** November 18, 2009, 01:28:16 PM »

(LOL I AGAIN FORGOT TO ADD WISH :S)

granted, because Now I remember it!

wish I could remember stuff better

kemlo · « **Reply #4628 on:** November 18, 2009, 03:00:18 PM »

granted, you now remember everything you have ever witnessed or thought about, unfortunatly all you seem to be able to think about now is what happened during your birth and what you thought, felt, heard and saw during that event

i wish i wasnt sick with flu

Goroshi-sama · « **Reply #4629 on:** November 18, 2009, 03:09:02 PM »

granted but after you hear its swineflu you die

wish I could fly

kemlo · « **Reply #4630 on:** November 18, 2009, 03:20:08 PM »

granted, you become a pigeon

i wish i could read minds

Goroshi-sama · « **Reply #4631 on:** November 18, 2009, 04:57:16 PM »

granted, but then someone accidently shoots you because he thinks you are a witch.

wish my car would be really awesome sport car

suhaib · « **Reply #4632 on:** November 18, 2009, 06:53:19 PM »

Granted !

but it got stolen the next day ...

Wish i could be a racing driver

Goroshi-sama · « **Reply #4633 on:** November 18, 2009, 06:58:12 PM »

granted but Haruhi finds out that you are a UFO and wants to kill you

wish I could meet BBT people IRL

Transparent · « **Reply #4634 on:** November 19, 2009, 02:06:04 AM »

granted, but you only meet the ones you dont want to

i wish i had a time machine

carniska · « **Reply #4635 on:** November 19, 2009, 03:13:51 AM »

Granted, but time machine tosses you in front of Tyrannosaurus Rex who eats you alive.

I wish that someone else cleans my house.

surdumil · « **Reply #4636 on:** November 19, 2009, 03:50:22 AM »

Granted. While you are out looking for ripe akebi fruit, a neat-freakish group of anarchistic e-bay merchants enter your home and clean your house of all of your worldly possessions. They start up a dot-com business to auction everything off. They rack up a huge debt for shipping fees. Their dot-com goes into receivership. The merchants apply their accumulated debt to your bank account, having pilfered your identity. They leave nothing behind, but they leave your empty house squeaky clean. You now owe 4.6 billion in peruvian nuevo sol. This all takes around thirty minutes.

I wish the standard punishment for identity theft was to be forced to listen to William Shatner's rendition of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" for the rest of their natural lives.

Goroshi-sama · « **Reply #4637 on:** November 19, 2009, 04:10:47 AM »

granted but its still too early for that kind of thing

wish I would have harem which has lots of girls

yt1DER · « **Reply #4638 on:** November 19, 2009, 04:21:03 AM »

Granted. You are one of the girls.

I wish for a tasty sandwich

Goroshi-sama · « **Reply #4639 on:** November 19, 2009, 08:48:50 AM »

granted but then I ate it

wish I could have another sandwich