[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[shabutie]

Granted! But you have to stop saying

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Hell Yeah! 

Wishes Rebs NEVER stops saying

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Hell Yeah! 

[razirazo_90]

granted, now hell yeah became a trend, and he got a massive fanbase of hell yeah!.

i wish signing an agreement wasn't a big deal.

[Rebs]

Granted, now signing an agreement forms the very foundation of all life in the universe

I wish shabutie could keep on giving me good laughs...

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...Hell Yeah!

[Akecu]

^Granted, but you die while laughing,getting stabbed to heart while hammered on the head by megahammer which invites the vampire to suck your blood and after turning vampire being poured with holy water because smell of barbeque while reading a forum post giggling.

I wish for shorter corrupted wish this time.

[shabutie]

^ Granted, but you're not allowed to harm Rebs in anyway!

V Wish safety for Rebs! XD

[Rebs]

Granted, however...
(Now why would I corrupt that )

... it comes at the cost of Akecu's safety

I wish for a good breakfast (or brunch).

[Akecu]

^Granted, but you get poisoned and [ragemode]DIE IN PAIN!
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A little wish for world peace (and my safety while on it)

[XinWind]

^ Granted, but now people are tired of peace and want destruction.

V Wish I could get all my work done already.

[Akecu]

Granted, but just the moment you are going leave from work terminator walks in announcing "You'll be back!"

[captiosus]

^Granted, now you have to corrupt every wish in this thread for all time

i wish my frickin seedbox had the parts to be actually useful

[Akecu]

Granted, but during the granting session it got corrupted

I wish for snow!

[kostya]

Granted, but it snows to much that it takes out the power and internet to your house and they do not expect to be able to fix it for days. Also, you cannot go outside because a wall of snow outside the door.

I wish it was winter break already...

[Akecu]

Granted, but mine starts before yours! (Buahahaha)

I wish there would be huge pikachu invading world and world would have the mighty godzilla defending it. (awesome wish, isn't it)

[Rebs]

Granted, however Pikachu and Godzilla decide to team up against all of mankind. (More awsome, isn't it)

I wish my hands could take this cold weather better, like the rest of my body does ¬_¬

[yt1DER]

Granted, but you're adopted.

I wish for another wish.

[shabutie]

Granted, but that wish won't be granted


I wish for you all happy holidays and a safe new year!

[xionication]

Granted, everybody has a terrific and memorable holidays and new year, but become incontinent for the first quarter of 2010.

I wish I didn't have to corrupt that wish.

[Rebs]

Denied! You just Did

Wish people would stop taking me serious so often

[Akecu]

Granted, but as it's the nature of our wishes it shall be corrupted. So when you're asking for help when somebody is pointing a gun at you others think you're joking because they stopped taking you seriously 

I wish that the next answerer will give the wish behalf me.

[captiosus]

denied, i dont know what the fuck you just said

I wish i had another Voodoo2 video card to complement the one i have right now