[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[Akecu]

Granted, but it's broken

I wish that my wishes would be understanded more easily

[captiosus]

denied, i didnt understand that one

wish i had 4GB DDR 400 memory for my fixed Athlon 64 rig

[Akecu]

Granted, but because you love to fix your computer so much someone (I) stole it *wears the face of innocent*

I wish that i can enjoy my winter break which started yesterday

[Rebs]

Granted. however, it finishes tomorrow .

I wish I did not have to give in an assignment today, the last day before my winter break. Isn't Uni life great...

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...Hell No!

[captiosus]

denied, you have to give in a massive essay which decides whether you stay there at your Uni or not

wish i had some money to get some shit this christmas

[Stom]

granted, but you can only by fertilizer

I wish I could fly

[suhaib]

Granted !

but you lose your ability to fly above a mine field ... :'(


I wish i could've a faster laptop ...

[Duki3003]

Granted, you could've but you didn't.

I wish it would stopped snowing already I'm sick of shoveling ;_;

[surdumil]

Granted.  It stops snowing, but the temperature drops to -40C and the wind picks up to 35 kph.  Cold white-outs are nasty.

I wish for spring to arrive early this year.

[NaRu]

granted.....no you will get it because that is what I want

I wish for all of my drama to disappear

[Stom]

granted you shall die after a long and boring life were not much happened

i wish I had my own nation, I would call it Stomland

[xionication]

Granted, your nation is occupied entirely by yourself, and 41 psychotic clones of yourself. For this reason, your nation is unable to sustain itself by any means, and is promptly sunk into the South Pacific ocean.

I wish my toothbrush's head doesn't need replacing.

[harpy]

Granted - you have no teeth, you don't need no toothbrush


Wish the damn clock would move faster

[captiosus]

granted, it now spins so fast it rips itself off your wall and goes rolling through your house

wish i had something to eat *stomach growls*

[AkumaisDaGr8est]

granted...a plateful of cockroaches for you!

wish it was warmer outside

[surdumil]

Granted.  You have been transferred to your new home, a pretty little cottage under a dome on Mercury's sunny side.  It's a bit of a trek to get to the nearest bar.

I wish for a big helping of New Years cake.

[TidusBlade]

Granted, but it was a cake from 1988 and you die of food poisoning.

I wish that a supermarket would open up across the street, too lazy to walk to the current one...

[Aneroph]

Granted, but the suermarket only sells vegetables.

I wish that I had a a space ship capable of light speed.

[Akecu]

^Granted, but you bumped on electron and crashed

I wish you a happy new year!

[Dalliez]

Thank you, your's however, won't be too great :p

I wish for a soda.