Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297003 times)

sungman · « **Reply #4720 on:** January 10, 2010, 08:50:39 PM »

Granted, you now have diabetes from the soda

I wish SPLASH ATTACK

Dalliez · « **Reply #4721 on:** January 11, 2010, 12:16:51 PM »

Granted, but your magikarp can't evolve or learn tackle now!

I wish that I would get physics.

surdumil · « **Reply #4722 on:** January 11, 2010, 12:41:44 PM »

Granted. You now have a full understanding of modern physics at an intuitive level, but you become repulsive to the opposite sex.

I wish physics was sexy.

Akecu · « **Reply #4723 on:** January 11, 2010, 07:28:55 PM »

Granted, now everything you see is way too sexy and you wind up dead from nosebleed

I wish not to be tired

Dalliez · « **Reply #4724 on:** January 12, 2010, 07:33:32 AM »

Granted, instead you're hyped and bound to a chair

I wish someone would finish my homework for me

shabutie · « **Reply #4725 on:** January 12, 2010, 04:26:52 PM »

Granted, but it's all done wrong.

I wish I had a job

Dalliez · « **Reply #4726 on:** January 12, 2010, 08:40:29 PM »

Granted, but you hate it, and the pay is not worth it :p

I wish it was vacation soon!

Nitcher · « **Reply #4727 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:04:52 PM »

Granted, tho there's only ice everywhere and -50c

I wish things could be easier D:

yt1DER · « **Reply #4728 on:** January 15, 2010, 04:26:01 AM »

Granted, but it's easier said than done...

I wish there were better smileys on this site

Nikaido · « **Reply #4729 on:** January 15, 2010, 06:29:03 AM »

Granted but they're invisible.

I wish I had some micro-tools so I could fix my Archos Pocketdish AV700 (mp3/video player).

surdumil · « **Reply #4730 on:** January 16, 2010, 07:58:16 PM »

Granted, but you need to be reeelly, reeelly teeny to use them (or to see them for that matter).

I wish that tomorrow was yesterday.

Rebs · « **Reply #4731 on:** January 17, 2010, 12:54:49 AM »

Granted, you are now presently in the day after tomorrow

I wish I could get a student side job...

flyawave · « **Reply #4732 on:** January 17, 2010, 03:37:41 PM »

Granted but you crumble under the excessive workload of a stripper.

I wish I could find the VGA drivers for my computer.

Dalliez · « **Reply #4733 on:** January 18, 2010, 08:30:50 AM »

Granted, but they're corrupted

I wish that my cold would go away!

Sashamaru · « **Reply #4734 on:** January 18, 2010, 08:58:55 AM »

Granted. You know have AIDS instead. (Try not to get any more colds, the next one could be fatal!)

I wish I had a bigger hard drive.

Quote from: flyawave on January 17, 2010, 03:37:41 PM

Granted but you crumble under the excessive workload of a stripper.

I lol'd.

flyawave · « **Reply #4735 on:** January 18, 2010, 05:37:38 PM »

granted, but it only works in DOS so no video playback.

I wish my ddr pad would arrive from hong kong

Quote from: Dalliez on January 18, 2010, 08:30:50 AM

Granted, but they're corrupted

found them but they actually were, how did you know??

lucksick · « **Reply #4736 on:** January 19, 2010, 08:39:16 AM »

Granted. But it arrives broken and with 'LOL SCAMMED' written all over it.

I wish... I could find a decent mmo to burn time. Or motivation to get back on the painting train.

flyawave · « **Reply #4737 on:** January 19, 2010, 12:56:24 PM »

granted but you die after playing 36 hours straight

I wish work wasn't so tedious

(^I laughed quietly to myself)

surdumil · « **Reply #4738 on:** January 30, 2010, 12:04:56 PM »

Granted. Play is now tedious, so work seems not so much.

I wish I was enjoying warm sunshine in Australia right now.

flyawave · « **Reply #4739 on:** February 01, 2010, 05:01:35 PM »

granted but the sun is censored...

I wish ratings for games and shows were more lax