Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 296994 times)

harpy · « **Reply #4760 on:** March 03, 2010, 10:40:47 AM »

Granted, but its broken and can never be fixed

Wish I could have now a nice cup of my favorite tea

Kanashto · « **Reply #4761 on:** March 03, 2010, 12:24:33 PM »

I give u the cup, it cracks and now you have to lick the tea off the floor, if you want to.

I wish I am immortal, invincible, intelligent, have 1000 fold the capabilities of the average human being

Rebs · « **Reply #4762 on:** March 03, 2010, 12:33:09 PM »

Challenge accepted

Granted. However, The almighty God gets jealous and lets you live out your immortal invincible life in Hell...

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I wish I could have been more creative with the above mentioned... $:-\$

harpy · « **Reply #4763 on:** March 03, 2010, 01:15:06 PM »

Granted, but it's to late

I still wish to have my nice cup of tea, my favorite cup

Rebs · « **Reply #4764 on:** March 03, 2010, 01:45:10 PM »

¬_¬
Granted. However, it is still broken

.

I wish time would give me a moment to better grasp my current situation $:-\$

harpy · « **Reply #4765 on:** March 03, 2010, 03:24:18 PM »

Granted, but as soon as you grasp it (after a second) you die

I wish I would become an ancient god of destruction

shabutie · « **Reply #4766 on:** March 03, 2010, 03:28:42 PM »

Granted, but you kill your family and have their ashed bound to your flesh and blah blah blah (GO PLAY GOD OF WAR DAMNIT!)

I wish I had something tasty to eat

harpy · « **Reply #4767 on:** March 03, 2010, 03:51:03 PM »

^ you tell that as if that is a bad thing

Granted, but it rots as soon as it touches your mouth

I wish I would have already read all the stuff I need to read

Kanashto · « **Reply #4768 on:** March 03, 2010, 10:30:01 PM »

you did, but you forgot it all

I wish for a giant pool filled with dr pepper

Rebs · « **Reply #4769 on:** March 03, 2010, 10:45:35 PM »

Granted. You get this big pool filled with Dr. Pepper, in which you drown

I wish I could fall asleep before 2 hours before I have to wake up $:-\$

Edit:

Quote from: Kanashto on March 03, 2010, 10:30:01 PM

you did, but you forgot it all

XD

surdumil · « **Reply #4770 on:** March 07, 2010, 02:41:31 AM »

Granted. You fall asleep 3 hours before you had to wake up, but you dream that you woke up an hour too late, wake up in a state of high anxiety, and have a nervous stomach for the rest of the day.

Mmmmm..... Dr. Pepper... I wish I had lifetime supplies of green tea, Dr. Pepper, and Green Tea Canada Dry Ginger ale.

XinWind · « **Reply #4771 on:** March 07, 2010, 04:55:35 AM »

Granted, you are now told you aren't allowed to have caffeinated drinks anymore and were forced to throw away the lifetime supply of it away.

Wish I could be done with school already.

Kanashto · « **Reply #4772 on:** March 07, 2010, 11:37:12 AM »

Granted, the second you touch your diploma you collapse in to complete paralysis.

I wish I was invisible ......

harpy · « **Reply #4773 on:** March 07, 2010, 01:57:28 PM »

Granted - you are dead

Wish I could fly

XinWind · « **Reply #4774 on:** March 07, 2010, 04:30:50 PM »

Granted, you're in the middle of space now.

Wish I had a lighter right now.

harpy · « **Reply #4775 on:** March 07, 2010, 04:56:22 PM »

Granted, but its broken

Wish to quit smoking

XinWind · « **Reply #4776 on:** March 08, 2010, 01:22:58 AM »

Granted, you still drink though.

Wish I had a working lighter that won't hurt me or break.

CumbreChaco · « **Reply #4777 on:** March 08, 2010, 02:25:13 AM »

Granted, but when you light it up you light your baby cousin on fire. If no baby cousin, replace with cute kitty or other cute animal.

I wish I didn't have to sleep so much.

harpy · « **Reply #4778 on:** March 09, 2010, 12:42:50 PM »

Granted, you need to sleep even more, like 20 h a day

Wish my darn internet provider would provide more stable internet connection

CumbreChaco · « **Reply #4779 on:** March 09, 2010, 02:36:36 PM »

Granted, but now you have to pay for twelve T3 lines by yourself. Bankruptcy isn't far away.

I wish for a dragon.