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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #4820 on: March 18, 2010, 03:07:10 PM »
Granted, but your computer gets infected with tha' big virus!

I wish for perfect results on my exams.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #4821 on: March 18, 2010, 03:33:17 PM »
Granted, but you're caught cheating and thrown out of school

I wish for a baseball.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #4822 on: March 18, 2010, 07:17:00 PM »
Granted, but when it hit you it put you it gave you a concussion and put you in a coma.

I wish for a time machine.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #4823 on: March 18, 2010, 07:22:12 PM »
^ Granted, but it can only go forward in time, but no faster than the earth turns.

I wish Jesus was my best friend and we'd go out at nights, get drunk, and pick up chicks.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #4824 on: March 18, 2010, 07:24:50 PM »
Granted, but in return christianity no longer exists and everyone is forced to obey a strange religion called Bajorinism where you have to skip and sing wherever you go, and 24/7. Even while you sleep. Whoever does not do this is immediately shot in the head.


I wish for a new cd.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #4825 on: March 18, 2010, 07:40:54 PM »
Granted, a new cd has been created. It's out there somewhere.

(^^ I would've said: Granted, but he hails from Mexico.)

I wish for a pet class angeloid.

Offline Kanashto

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #4826 on: March 18, 2010, 08:55:49 PM »
Granted, you fail to take care of it then it dies.

I wish I had books float in front of me and flip pages with my will

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #4827 on: March 18, 2010, 09:01:36 PM »
Granted, but you get a paper cut every time.

I wish I was a vampire.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #4828 on: March 19, 2010, 12:43:00 AM »
Granted, but you are already out of humans to suck blood from; you die.

I wish a 20min power nap was equivalent to a good 8 hour sleep


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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #4829 on: March 19, 2010, 01:55:14 AM »
Granted, but to achieve this the passage of time for you has been raised 24x above normal. As such, you also age 24x faster than normal.

I wish for a genie.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #4830 on: March 19, 2010, 02:15:24 AM »
Granted, but your bottle falls in the hands of a stoner who decides to use it as a bong...



I wish I could travel through space easily

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #4831 on: March 19, 2010, 02:41:16 AM »
Granted, but you freeze to death. If that doesn't happen first, then the lack of oxygen will kill you. If that didn't kill you, then the deadly levels of ultraviolet radiation from the sun will.
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I wish I could create my own world.
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Offline shabutie

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #4832 on: March 19, 2010, 03:29:14 AM »
Bummer...   Guess space travel is beyond me at this moment in time...



Anyways...


Granted, You can form the shape of the planet, but you are unable to place it anywhere or inhabit it with anything.


I wish I had a telescope.

Offline Kanashto

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #4833 on: March 19, 2010, 10:17:29 AM »
Granted, it's a miniature model you can't use.

I wish I don't need to drink water, I absorb it from the air.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #4834 on: March 19, 2010, 05:02:16 PM »
Granted, but you're now a fish.

I wish I could use absolute mind control.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #4835 on: March 19, 2010, 07:49:17 PM »
Granted, you can control your mind


Wish my hand would not hurt

...Men are so necessarily mad that it would be another twist of madness not to be mad...

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #4836 on: March 19, 2010, 08:10:21 PM »
granted, but then I have to cut it away

wish I wouldnt be so drunk right now

they see me rollin', they hatin'..

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #4837 on: March 19, 2010, 08:31:54 PM »
Granted, you are so drunk as a new born baby


Wish I had another candle

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #4838 on: March 19, 2010, 10:48:34 PM »
Granted the candle instantly melted though and now you need another.

Wish I could get used to my new tv already.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #4839 on: March 19, 2010, 10:58:15 PM »
Granted, you are now bored of it and feel like getting another new one