Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 296988 times)

shabutie · « **Reply #4840 on:** March 20, 2010, 01:55:34 AM »

Granted... You die instantly for not following the rules...

I wish rules weren't meant to be broken

Tiffanys · « **Reply #4841 on:** March 20, 2010, 04:42:45 PM »

Granted, but guards from Oblivion have now become real.

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I wish I had a pet fairy.

Kanashto · « **Reply #4842 on:** March 20, 2010, 10:15:09 PM »

Granted, it's wings are clipped.

I wish for a never ending bar of snickers which is new and fresh.

shabutie · « **Reply #4843 on:** March 20, 2010, 10:16:51 PM »

Granted, but it's the only thing you can eat, and you get sick of it after a couple of bites

I wish I had requested tomorrow off

Tiffanys · « **Reply #4844 on:** March 20, 2010, 11:51:25 PM »

Granted, but now you're fired.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

samfisher1 · « **Reply #4845 on:** March 21, 2010, 12:04:55 AM »

Granted. but nothing happens

i wish for a million $$$

Tiffanys · « **Reply #4846 on:** March 21, 2010, 12:17:05 AM »

Granted,

. This might take awhile!

I wish for the most delicious steak ever.

samfisher1 · « **Reply #4847 on:** March 21, 2010, 03:42:37 AM »

Granted you get a pice of maranated pine wood

i wish for a pie

surdumil · « **Reply #4848 on:** March 21, 2010, 11:50:07 AM »

Granted. You receive a pie, but its contents are so repugnant they cannot be described in this message for fear of having this thread locked. The smell of it knocks you out for 10 minutes and you have to call a hazardous waste removal agency and a sanitation team in to remove the pie and fumigate the room.

I wish for a starlight cruise to Proxima Centauri (ref: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proxima_Centauri).

CumbreChaco · « **Reply #4849 on:** March 21, 2010, 07:21:43 PM »

samfisher1 · « **Reply #4850 on:** March 21, 2010, 09:10:59 PM »

wish granted. but in turn of picking up the pice of paper, you get a serious paper cut wich beds you in hospital for a month

i wish for a packet of 50 DVD-R

Kanashto · « **Reply #4851 on:** March 21, 2010, 09:32:53 PM »

Granted, it arrives at your door step soaked in HCL.

I wish for nothing

shabutie · « **Reply #4852 on:** March 21, 2010, 09:42:06 PM »

Granted, you now own nothing, and become nothing.

I wish it wouldn't snow in the spring.

samfisher1 · « **Reply #4853 on:** March 21, 2010, 10:07:57 PM »

wish granted. you then havea heat stroke as the tempreture was 80'C (176 F)

i wish for common sense

CumbreChaco · « **Reply #4854 on:** March 21, 2010, 11:23:05 PM »

samfisher1 · « **Reply #4855 on:** March 21, 2010, 11:53:21 PM »

granted you have the anoying paperclip from office. he will never leave you alone.

i wish to have Super powers

Kanashto · « **Reply #4856 on:** March 22, 2010, 04:07:26 AM »

Granted, your farts are super-natural-strong

I wish for a goat

Tiffanys · « **Reply #4857 on:** March 22, 2010, 04:45:10 AM »

Granted, you receive a Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test.

I wish for the answer to the question in my head.

harpy · « **Reply #4858 on:** March 22, 2010, 08:44:00 AM »

Granted, but as soon as you know the answer you forget it

Wish that I would be able to spell correctly "enough" without thinking about it each time

Tiffanys · « **Reply #4859 on:** March 22, 2010, 09:11:57 PM »

Granted, but now you can't spell anything else without thinking about it each time.

I wish the next season of True Blood would air already.