Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 296980 times)

shabutie · « **Reply #4900 on:** March 26, 2010, 07:04:23 AM »

Granted, but while learning some kickass ninja tricks with it you fall off a cliff. However, on your way down the yo-yo gets snagged on a tree being the only thing keeping you from plummeting a billion miles to your eventual doom.

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I wish Aneroph poked around here like he used to!

Essedus · « **Reply #4901 on:** March 26, 2010, 03:41:39 PM »

Granted, Aneroph is now poking around here with a brand pew permab& hammer, using it 100 times each day.

I wish...for a million wishes.

scizor_g45 · « **Reply #4902 on:** March 26, 2010, 04:16:59 PM »

Granted, you get a million corrupt wishes.

I wish for it to be one hour earlier.

Carnivus · « **Reply #4903 on:** March 28, 2010, 09:47:43 PM »

Granted, only that you're the only one who respects it, and unfortunately you miss all your meetings and end up peniless.
I wish I could have Lelouch's Geass aka the power to make anyone do what I want through maintained visual contact, one time only.

samfisher1 · « **Reply #4904 on:** March 29, 2010, 02:30:08 AM »

Granted, but befor you could use this power you go blind

i wish that people would download my wallpaper torrent!

scizor_g45 · « **Reply #4905 on:** March 29, 2010, 06:22:52 AM »

Granted, people download your .torrent, but they will never, ever start leeching it.

I wish my Bakabt rating was higher.

Kanashto · « **Reply #4906 on:** March 29, 2010, 06:45:33 AM »

Granted, you forgot your account's password and you can not retrieve it.

I wish I never need to sleep.

harpy · « **Reply #4907 on:** March 29, 2010, 11:11:09 AM »

Granted, you cannot sleep so you die of exhaustion right before the most happy time of your life

Wish I would learn to think less

scizor_g45 · « **Reply #4908 on:** March 30, 2010, 09:26:27 AM »

Granted, you are put in stasis and unable to act and/or think whatsoever.

I wish for.... a bunny.

forsaken · « **Reply #4909 on:** March 30, 2010, 10:56:46 AM »

Quote from: scizor_g45 on March 30, 2010, 09:26:27 AM

Granted, you are put in stasis and unable to act and/or think whatsoever.

I wish for.... a bunny.

Granted, it's a suicide bunny

No petting or it explodes

I wish I could fly

scizor_g45 · « **Reply #4910 on:** March 30, 2010, 11:08:47 AM »

Granted, you still have to buy a $400 plane ticket though.

I wish for a glass of water.

forsaken · « **Reply #4911 on:** March 30, 2010, 11:25:01 AM »

Quote from: scizor_g45 on March 30, 2010, 11:08:47 AM

I wish for a glass of water.

Granted, it's half empty.

I wish for a really expensive Go-Set with all the stones and in pristine condition.

scizor_g45 · « **Reply #4912 on:** March 30, 2010, 11:36:42 AM »

Granted, you just drop it off a cliff right after you et it.

I wish for my own personal mind controlled yeti.

Rebs · « **Reply #4913 on:** March 30, 2010, 03:41:53 PM »

Granted. However, I am the one controlling it

I wish I wasn't so lazy, so that I could cook something, rather than frozen pizza

scizor_g45 · « **Reply #4914 on:** March 30, 2010, 05:20:30 PM »

Granted, you now also have the energy to fry chips.

I wish I had a halo .

harpy · « **Reply #4915 on:** March 30, 2010, 06:14:35 PM »

Granted, but now everyone else also wants your hola and investigate, stalk, attack you to get it for the rest of your life

Wish I had a want scarf

Kanashto · « **Reply #4916 on:** March 31, 2010, 04:15:09 AM »

Granted, however the scarf doesn't want you so it keeps irritating you and you get scars. (you made a typo? want-scarf).

I wish I can slow down time (for myself) as much as I want.

scizor_g45 · « **Reply #4917 on:** March 31, 2010, 06:13:52 AM »

Granted, but no-one else cares when you stop your watch.

I wish the view from the window I was looking out now was better.

harpy · « **Reply #4918 on:** April 01, 2010, 09:24:37 AM »

Granted, you can see the place of your dreams and all the things you ever wanted and will ever wanted and dream of but now - you can never ever get them and you can never ever leave the room

Wish that I could have a book that is always interesting and never ends...

scizor_g45 · « **Reply #4919 on:** April 01, 2010, 11:09:49 AM »

Granted, you get your book but it's in a language you can't understand.

I wish for a paper plane(what can I say, I'm happy with the simple things).