Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 296970 times)

forsaken · « **Reply #4920 on:** April 01, 2010, 02:47:46 PM »

Quote from: scizor_g45 on April 01, 2010, 11:09:49 AM

I wish for a paper plane(what can I say, I'm happy with the simple things).

Granted, but somebody's gone and crumpled it up. You can only through it like a ball

I wish for a really amazing and expensive new computer that works and is mine and is here at home and I can play on it all day long

scizor_g45 · « **Reply #4921 on:** April 01, 2010, 08:23:59 PM »

Granted, but after the first day of your all day playing you feel tired, the second day, you will feel pain, the third... well... go imagine, after the fifth, you die.

I wish I had more time to watch anime.

nstgc · « **Reply #4922 on:** April 01, 2010, 08:29:07 PM »

Quote from: scizor_g45 on April 01, 2010, 08:23:59 PM

Granted, but after the first day of your all day playing you feel tired, the second day, you will feel pain, the third... well... go imagine, after the fifth, you die.

I wish I had more time to watch anime.

granted, you will have all the time in the world while watching anime from inside from inside a Federal prison where you are repeatedly raped...while watching anime.

I wish I had super powers.

forsaken · « **Reply #4923 on:** April 01, 2010, 08:31:48 PM »

Argh, beat me xD

Quote from: scizor_g45 on April 01, 2010, 08:23:59 PM

I wish I had more time to watch anime.

Granted, but you have less time to live. You watch anime constantly until you starve to death

Quote from: nstgc on April 01, 2010, 08:29:07 PM

I wish I had super powers.

Granted, you can fart really loudly and your sweat glands never stop producing!

I wish I won the lottery (multi-million euros) and could live a long, peaceful, happy life, never being forced to work again

nstgc · « **Reply #4924 on:** April 01, 2010, 10:45:21 PM »

Granted, but since you made two wishes they cancel out causing a ginormous asplosion (your head implodes).

I wish my can't would stop missing the cat box.

scizor_g45 · « **Reply #4925 on:** April 02, 2010, 07:57:07 PM »

Granted, he will now intentionally aim for something else.

I wish for some yellow stickers.

nstgc · « **Reply #4926 on:** April 03, 2010, 03:43:20 AM »

Quote from: scizor_g45 on April 02, 2010, 07:57:07 PM

Granted, he will now intentionally aim for something else.

I wish for some yellow stickers.

[note: my cat is female]

granted, but they cover completely your mouth and nose. They can't be removed.

I wish for a Radeon 5970 video card.

TidusBlade · « **Reply #4927 on:** April 03, 2010, 06:58:16 AM »

Granted but you wake up the day after installing the card to find that your PC has overheated and ATi is calling back all 5970's. Too bad the only surviving parts were the fans.

I wish shipping costs weren't so expensive...

scizor_g45 · « **Reply #4928 on:** April 03, 2010, 08:10:17 AM »

Granted, they lower the shipping costs but they raise the taxes so you have to pay even more money.

I wish my headset wouldn't automatically mute everytime I plug it in.

nstgc · « **Reply #4929 on:** April 03, 2010, 04:03:20 PM »

Quote from: scizor_g45 on April 03, 2010, 08:10:17 AM

Granted, they lower the shipping costs but they raise the taxes so you have to pay even more money.

I wish my headset wouldn't automatically mute everytime I plug it in.

Granted, now its always muted

I wish All anime was 1080p.

TidusBlade · « **Reply #4930 on:** April 03, 2010, 04:25:47 PM »

Granted but now that 1080p is standard you start wishing for 2160p anime.

I wish I had better headphones so I could take advantage of what FLAC music I have.

scizor_g45 · « **Reply #4931 on:** April 03, 2010, 05:46:50 PM »

Granted, but now it's automatically silenced everytime you plug it in.

I wish for a long battery life on my phone.

TidusBlade · « **Reply #4932 on:** April 03, 2010, 07:54:19 PM »

Granted but the longer battery life was a result of you underclocking your phone's CPU so much that it has become unusable.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Tobasco Habanero sauce.

nstgc · « **Reply #4933 on:** April 03, 2010, 09:47:50 PM »

Quote from: TidusBlade on April 03, 2010, 07:54:19 PM

Granted but the longer battery life was a result of you underclocking your phone's CPU so much that it has become unusable.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Tobasco Habanero sauce.

Granted, but you can't controll yourself and die.

I wish I was satisfied with SD anime.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #4934 on:** April 04, 2010, 02:42:49 AM »

Granted, but all anime is now only webcasted at 360p, censored.

I wish for more yuri anime.

scizor_g45 · « **Reply #4935 on:** April 04, 2010, 09:57:30 AM »

Granted, but the quality dropped so that now all yuri is unwatcheable crappy pixelated crap.

I wish for more easter eggs.

samfisher1 · « **Reply #4936 on:** April 04, 2010, 01:15:03 PM »

Granted but they have past there expirey date 10 years ago. you now die.

i wish internet was unmeterd

TidusBlade · « **Reply #4937 on:** April 04, 2010, 01:29:17 PM »

Granted but your ISP balanced the change with downgrading your connection back to 56K dialup, enjoy!

I wish I could speed read.

Kanashto · « **Reply #4938 on:** April 04, 2010, 01:51:23 PM »

Granted, you are now extremely near-sighted.

I wish I can trade my knowledge of one language I know in order to instantly learn Japanese.

TidusBlade · « **Reply #4939 on:** April 04, 2010, 01:58:19 PM »

Granted but you forget English and now wish you could trade the knowledge of any language to learn English.

I wish I had enough money to get a new GFX. /me stares at his 7600GS in disgust.