Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 296969 times)

grill · « **Reply #4940 on:** April 04, 2010, 02:02:42 PM »

Granted but it's broken.

I wish i had a rainy day.

TidusBlade · « **Reply #4941 on:** April 04, 2010, 07:53:03 PM »

Granted but the rain, which happened to be highly acidic deteriorates your house, forcing you to seek refuge in a soggy box.

I wish that Showtime would air the fifth season of Dexter starting tommorow.

suhaib · « **Reply #4942 on:** April 04, 2010, 08:21:27 PM »

Granted !

but just before the 1st episode starts
the electricity goes down and you have no power until the episode finishes

I wish that i have the ability to control time !

TidusBlade · « **Reply #4943 on:** April 04, 2010, 10:43:00 PM »

Granted but you screw up and delete time from the universe. Now you're stranded in a still frame for eternity.

I wish I could drive, I can't bike everywhere forever <_<

samfisher1 · « **Reply #4944 on:** April 04, 2010, 11:06:58 PM »

granted you can now drive but you dont have anything to drive

i wish for a pony

Essedus · « **Reply #4945 on:** April 04, 2010, 11:17:18 PM »

granted, but it's dead

I wish for more money then I will ever need.

TidusBlade · « **Reply #4946 on:** April 04, 2010, 11:27:06 PM »

Granted but everything rises by the same amount due to the hyperinflation caused by all your money.

I wish I would get sleepy already, for some reason I can't go to sleep today...

BrownMasterV · « **Reply #4947 on:** April 05, 2010, 04:16:47 AM »

Granted, but there is a man standing next to your bed waiting for you to fall asleep so he can do things to ya

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

yt1DER · « **Reply #4948 on:** April 05, 2010, 06:36:36 AM »

Granted, but it's mine:

I wish that all orphaned children will be happy and surrounded by wonderful friends ~~and family~~

samfisher1 · « **Reply #4949 on:** April 05, 2010, 09:53:06 AM »

granted. they are mind-wiped in to thinking the army is there family. and they are used as a new weapon.

i whish my pony was allive

Essedus · « **Reply #4950 on:** April 05, 2010, 11:17:49 AM »

Granted, but it has an incurable and painful genetic defect

I wish I ruled the world.

Goroshi-sama · « **Reply #4951 on:** April 05, 2010, 11:29:13 AM »

granted, but then the world exploded and you died

I wish I had ultimate harem!

forsaken · « **Reply #4952 on:** April 05, 2010, 11:36:26 AM »

Quote from: Goroshi-sama on April 05, 2010, 11:29:13 AM

granted, but then the world exploded and you died

I wish I had ultimate harem!

Granted, but you are an eunuch.

I wish I had a remote control for life (fast forward, rewind, pause, etc.) ^^

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #4953 on:** April 05, 2010, 11:37:58 AM »

Granted, but you are now Adam Sandler.

I wish for a trampoline.

nstgc · « **Reply #4954 on:** April 05, 2010, 12:04:42 PM »

Quote from: SeventyX7 on April 05, 2010, 11:37:58 AM

Granted, but you are now Adam Sandler.

I wish for a trampoline.

Granted, but the first time you jump on it you bounce off and permantly injure both legs. No more jumping for you...

I wish (thats all, I simply "wish")

Essedus · « **Reply #4955 on:** April 05, 2010, 12:23:54 PM »

No, you don't.

I wish for an android that obeys me.

forsaken · « **Reply #4956 on:** April 05, 2010, 12:27:23 PM »

Quote from: SeventyX7 on April 05, 2010, 11:37:58 AM

Granted, but you are now Adam Sandler.

Hehe ^^

Quote from: nstgc on April 05, 2010, 12:04:42 PM

I wish (thats all, I simply "wish")

Granted, but

Quote from: Essedus on April 05, 2010, 12:23:54 PM

I wish for an android that obeys me.

Granted, but it's Marvin and he constantly argues with you and gets on your nerves...

I wish that the person posting after me didn't corrupt my wish.

TidusBlade · « **Reply #4957 on:** April 05, 2010, 12:33:08 PM »

Granted but someone else comes along to corrupt it anyways.

I wish they made an awesome sequel to The Lion King...

Kanashto · « **Reply #4958 on:** April 05, 2010, 01:13:57 PM »

Granted, you rip the packaging in excitement and the GFX flies then lands on your toes (ouch) and breaks, you also need stitches for your toes.

I wish there are some really decent anime figures, good enough for me to buy.

forsaken · « **Reply #4959 on:** April 05, 2010, 01:20:54 PM »

Quote from: Kanashto on April 05, 2010, 01:13:57 PM

Granted, you rip the packaging in excitement and the GFX flies then lands on your toes (ouch) and breaks, you also need stitches for your toes.

I wish there are some really decent anime figures, good enough for me to buy.

Granted, there's exactly two figurines of your favourite character and they're flawless and perfect. Sadly, because there's only tow, they cost a fortune and you can't afford them

I wish I could go to a hot-spring near my house for a soothing bath