[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[BrownMasterV]

Granted, you rip the packaging in excitement and the GFX  flies then lands on your toes (ouch) and breaks, you also need stitches for your toes.

I wish there are some really decent anime figures, good enough for me to buy.

Granted, there's exactly two figurines of your favourite character and they're flawless and perfect. Sadly, because there's only tow, they cost a fortune and you can't afford them

I wish I could go to a hot-spring near my house for a soothing bath

Granted, but the water is made of the pure fat of a sixty-year old hairy flab-moster

I wish for moar lulz.

[DmonHiro]

Granted, there is now a lot of lulz, but it's all at your expense.

I wish people wouldn't be so stupid.

[TidusBlade]

Granted but now everyone is a super genius because you're the stupidest one of them all ;P

I wish I would stumble upon some good power metal tonight, I'm bored of my current collection xD

[BrownMasterV]

Granted, but you literally stumble upon a metal powertool and die. :|

I wish my laptop could handle 1080p

[nstgc]

I wish I could go to a hot-spring near my house for a soothing bath

Granted, but its the last one you take. It was far too soothing, you fall asleep and drown.

I wish my wishes would keep becoming corrupt.

[mrdkreka]

I wish I could go to a hot-spring near my house for a soothing bath

Granted, but its the last one you take. It was far too soothing, you fall asleep and drown.

I wish my wishes would keep becoming corrupt.

granted but you have now run out of wishes

I wish for world war and world peace at the same time

[forsaken]

I wish for world war and world peace at the same time

Granted, but the order's the other way around: First there was world peace and then suddenly *war were declared*

I wish my bodily fluids/gases all smelled like perfume

[Kanashto]

Granted, however you are now uglier than ever.

I wish fresh milk never expires

[TidusBlade]

Granted, but now you're allergic to milk D:

I wish I could cook something other than eggs <_<

[Kanashto]

Granted, but on the same day you become completely paralyzed in an accident.

I wish I can instantly fall asleep on will.

[forsaken]

I wish I can instantly fall asleep on will.

granted, but you
-don't wake up
-die
-instantly wake up again every time


I wish I only had to work 3 days a week

[TidusBlade]

Granted but you got fired and replaced by someone who wished to work only for 4 days a week.

I wish I could get a job to begin with.

[scizor_g45]

Granted,  but in your new job as a slave your boss makes you work 20h a day for 7 days a week.

I wish for my friends EEE to explode in his face...

[BrownMasterV]

Granted, but his EEE gets all over you and infects you, giving you an even uglier EEE...what's an EEE?


I wish I knew what an EEE was.

[nstgc]

I wish I knew what an EEE was.

Granted, but you forget immediately.

I also wish I knew what EEE meant.

[TidusBlade]

Granted but you spend the rest of your life dedicated to finding out what an EEE is, and you die before ever figuring it out, leaving even more people puzzled.

Speaking of puzzles, I wish I had a NES with a Tetris cart.

[samfisher1]

granted. but its rusted with time an no longer works.


i wish japan didnt have an obcession with mellons

[nstgc]

Granted but you spend the rest of your life dedicated to finding out what an EEE is, and you die before ever figuring it out, leaving even more people puzzled.

That doesn't make sense. If its granted then I know it. If I die before figuring it out, then I don't know it.

granted. but its rusted with time an no longer works.


i wish japan didnt have an obcession with mellons

Granted, they obcessed with bananas instead.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

[scizor_g45]

Granted, there are now 25 hours in a day..... Of course, this causes some errors in the space time continuüm which, in result, causes a ripple in the intergalactic planetery relations, which then (are you still reading?) causes the planet to spin out of contol which, in result, causes the internet to be stormed which useless information which, in result, causes your wish to be deleted which, in result, prevents it from being granted which, in result, causes this post to be irrelevant, thus giving the oppurtunity for your wish to be granted which, in result, negates the irrelevantie of this post.... *walks away with a headache*


I wish for the new DLC for L4D to come out already. 

[TidusBlade]

That doesn't make sense. If its granted then I know it. If I die before figuring it out, then I don't know it.

Woops, okay then; Granted you know what an EEE is, but you only know one of it's possible meanings and so you still don't know which EEE scizor was referring to.

I wish for the new DLC for L4D to come out already. 

Granted but the devs rushed it and it's buggy, starting the game goes into an infinite loop and you end up waiting for them to release a fix, which ends up being the original release date.

I wish they released DLC for old games.