Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 296957 times)

scizor_g45 · « **Reply #4980 on:** April 07, 2010, 08:10:35 AM »

Granted.... but the new DLC is so well done and epicly made that it requires updates..... windows updates.... in fact, it requires so much windows updates, to play the game you are required to keep updating it for the next 20 years.

I wish my old games would actually run on this PC.

nstgc · « **Reply #4981 on:** April 07, 2010, 11:42:56 AM »

Quote from: scizor_g45 on April 07, 2010, 08:10:35 AM

I wish my old games would actually run on this PC.

Granted, your computer is once again an old piece of shit.

I wish I could materialize things with my mind.

ytterx · « **Reply #4982 on:** April 07, 2010, 12:31:31 PM »

Granted, You materialize a Piano but it appears right above your head, and knocks you into a coma for the next 30 years.

I wish for the ability to transform myself into a dragon.

scizor_g45 · « **Reply #4983 on:** April 07, 2010, 12:35:52 PM »

Granted, you can transform in this:

(click to show/hide)

You can't transform back anymore either.

I wish this water wouldn't taste so bad

TidusBlade · « **Reply #4984 on:** April 07, 2010, 12:46:20 PM »

Granted but now it tastes great because of <insert random nice tasting poison here>.
I wish I had a donkey, who could travel at 90km/h and carry triple his own wight.

surdumil · « **Reply #4985 on:** April 07, 2010, 01:13:20 PM »

Granted, but it weighs four pounds, flys, and enjoys sitting on your head.

I wish the airport wasn't so close to my house.

nstgc · « **Reply #4986 on:** April 07, 2010, 02:23:38 PM »

Quote from: surdumil on April 07, 2010, 01:13:20 PM

I wish the airport wasn't so close to my house.

Granted, you live, in your current house, on top of Mt. Everest.

I wish it wasn't so sunny.

suhaib · « **Reply #4987 on:** April 07, 2010, 03:01:38 PM »

Granted
but now it's a major thunderstorm !

I wish for a new laptop ...

nstgc · « **Reply #4988 on:** April 08, 2010, 12:29:27 AM »

Quote from: suhaib on April 07, 2010, 03:01:38 PM

Granted
but now it's a major thunderstorm !

I wish for a new laptop ...

granted, but you get one of those laptops with an exploding battery. It explodes on you.

I wish I had an extra $5.

scizor_g45 · « **Reply #4989 on:** April 08, 2010, 06:12:41 AM »

Granted, the maffia will provide an extra $5 for you.... in exchange for both of your index fingers.

I wish every set of cards had an extra joker in it.

ytterx · « **Reply #4990 on:** April 08, 2010, 10:48:02 AM »

Granted, but the only card game you know is texas hold'n (without jokers)

I wish for a sandwich.

scizor_g45 · « **Reply #4991 on:** April 08, 2010, 10:54:06 AM »

*rolls a die*
if 1: It's rotten.
if 2: you are forced to eat it without chewing, thus choking you.
if 3: The sandwich is sand & mud flavored, needless to say, you are forced to eat it.
if 4: The sandwich is normal, but it's split up in different parts which decorate the interior of your computer in stead of a CPU, GPU and whatnot.
if 5: you get a sandwich... directly to the face, oh and of course it's rotten.
if 6: You get the most beautiful, delicious sandwich ever made... But I come along and quickly eat it.

I wish for a new die, this one is broken.

surdumil · « **Reply #4992 on:** April 08, 2010, 12:56:38 PM »

Granted. The new die is an icosahedron with no numerical markings.

I wish all politicians were replaced by aliens from a planet near Mizar.

nstgc · « **Reply #4993 on:** April 08, 2010, 06:27:44 PM »

Granted, but instead of being slaves of Earth's elites we are slaves of Mizar's elites.

I wish my homework would do itself.

TidusBlade · « **Reply #4994 on:** April 09, 2010, 08:13:43 AM »

Granted but it answers the questions with IRC quotes. Not that it's a bad thing...

I wish my ISP would improve the quality of their cables etc. so I could play Street Fighter IV online without some crazy 450ms ping =/

surdumil · « **Reply #4995 on:** April 09, 2010, 05:35:21 PM »

Granted. Your ISP grudgingly improves the quality of their cables, but they cut you off because you insulted their old cables.

I wish it would stop snowing outside.

shabutie · « **Reply #4996 on:** April 09, 2010, 09:25:07 PM »

Granted, the snow all turns into napalm

I wish I was capable of calling people.

nstgc · « **Reply #4997 on:** April 09, 2010, 10:38:48 PM »

Granted, but after calling, and talking to people you realize you are not loved and kill yourself.

I wish I didn't have to live in reality.

scizor_g45 · « **Reply #4998 on:** April 10, 2010, 08:48:05 AM »

You just want to be killed, don't you? DON'T YOU?

Granted, you're now in foreced to live in unreality, where there's nothing to do, nothing to see. You're just alive.

I wish I won't be killed by the person who grants my next wish.

Rebs · « **Reply #4999 on:** April 10, 2010, 01:34:42 PM »

Granted, you are killed by someone else

(I joke, I joke

)

I wish I could get myself to study for a change...