Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 296957 times)

BrownMasterV · « **Reply #5000 on:** April 11, 2010, 12:35:05 AM »

Granted, but that change becomes permanent and your life disintegrates.

I wish I could get out of bed in the morning.

TidusBlade · « **Reply #5001 on:** April 11, 2010, 12:48:52 AM »

Granted but you can now never get back on any bed ever again.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Tiffanys · « **Reply #5002 on:** April 11, 2010, 02:23:25 AM »

Granted, but you still get tired.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

Kanashto · « **Reply #5003 on:** April 11, 2010, 05:35:25 AM »

Granted, you don't train it properly and it chops your head off.

I wish my mouth is 100% clean any time I wish it to be.

scizor_g45 · « **Reply #5004 on:** April 11, 2010, 09:40:38 AM »

Granted, but it involves the drinking of sulfuric acid.

I wish I would see green as blue.

Tiffanys · « **Reply #5005 on:** April 11, 2010, 10:15:20 AM »

Granted, but now you can't see any other colors except green, which is now blue.

I wish the next poster's wish will come true.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #5006 on:** April 11, 2010, 04:44:51 PM »

Granted, you are quickly raped by tentacles.

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Kanashto · « **Reply #5007 on:** April 11, 2010, 07:41:51 PM »

You instantly implode and disappear for not following the rules.

I wish I can order something online and have it delivered perfectly normal and intact in just a just 5 minutes.

scizor_g45 · « **Reply #5008 on:** April 11, 2010, 07:43:52 PM »

Granted! Meet the instadelivaservice which instantly delivers all your goods intact.... to take it away five minutes later because you don't have the money to afford this service.

I wish for people to be not as stupid as they now are sometimes...

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BrownMasterV · « **Reply #5009 on:** April 12, 2010, 12:19:44 AM »

Granted, but all their stupidity flows into you and you are forever shunned by society as a pariah.

I wish I knew moar words.

scizor_g45 · « **Reply #5010 on:** April 12, 2010, 06:20:47 AM »

Granted, you now know the caveman word for pie.

I wish for more options in movie maker $:-\$

samfisher1 · « **Reply #5011 on:** April 12, 2010, 12:17:13 PM »

granted. but your copy of windows is now not Genuine and every thing breakes

i wish that it was about 6 degress warmer (C not F)

scizor_g45 · « **Reply #5012 on:** April 12, 2010, 12:41:38 PM »

Granted, the scientists just decided that degress is a hundred degrees. Where you are now it is 600 degrees(C) warmer.

I wish for my post count to be correct.

shabutie · « **Reply #5013 on:** April 12, 2010, 02:29:39 PM »

Granted, but you can't post in the forum/thread games!

I wish today was nicer out

Tiffanys · « **Reply #5014 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:12:27 PM »

Granted, but not where you live.

I wish I hadn't just gotten raped by tentacles.

TidusBlade · « **Reply #5015 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:18:02 PM »

Granted, you were raped by elephant trunks and now you're bound in a wheelchair for the rest of your life o.0

I wish the school computers didn't use Vista =/

scizor_g45 · « **Reply #5016 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:39:03 PM »

Granted, They now run on :

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I wish for my mailbox to not get spammed everytime I walk away from my computer.

surdumil · « **Reply #5017 on:** April 12, 2010, 05:37:00 PM »

Granted. Instead, your display is filled with unblockable "on-top" pop-up ads whenever you sit at your computer.

I wish my brain was wirelessly linked to the InterwebZ.

TidusBlade · « **Reply #5018 on:** April 12, 2010, 05:55:20 PM »

Granted but it fills up with 4chan posts and youtube comments, you're an idiot now.

I wish I win this ebay auction xD

Kanashto · « **Reply #5019 on:** April 12, 2010, 07:33:29 PM »

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Quote from: surdumil

I wish my brain was wirelessly linked to the InterwebZ.

Quote from: TidiusBlade

Granted but it fills up with 4chan posts and youtube comments, you're an idiot now.

I LOL'ED

Granted, but before shipping, the sender summons up all their throat's gooeyness and spits 17 times inside your package.

I wish I can collect all the dust in my room to form an airborne dust ball that I can then order to fly outside, leaving my room dust-free.