[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[Havoc10K]

Granted. Now you'll always know the right time on Pluto.

I wish I was a master of all languages.

bah I would have done it more epicly.

granted, but you lost your tongue, whats the use of it ? also your fingers dropped numb and you can't write as well /bye

I wish to know who hits my bikes :[

[1000mAh]

Granted, you saw him hittingyour bikes, he noticed you, he hitted you to the head and then you lost your memory.

I wish that my leg would be normal again...

[Havoc10K]

Granted, you saw him hittingyour bikes, he noticed you, he hitted you to the head and then you lost your memory.

I wish that my leg would be normal again...

it is normal, now, the rest of your body is abnormal.

I wish I had my memory back.

[Soulreaper77]

Granted. Now you'll always know the right time on Pluto.

I wish I was a master of all languages.

I hope you do know that time is universal and it doesn't matter if I'm on Pluto or not.

Granted, you saw him hittingyour bikes, he noticed you, he hitted you to the head and then you lost your memory.

I wish that my leg would be normal again...

it is normal, now, the rest of your body is abnormal.

I wish I had my memory back.

Granted you have your memory back but the guy who hit your bike has already fled the country.

I wish for a brand spanking new plain, soft, cotton towel

[Havoc10K]

Granted. Now you'll always know the right time on Pluto.

I wish I was a master of all languages.

I hope you do know that time is universal and it doesn't matter if I'm on Pluto or not.

Granted, you saw him hittingyour bikes, he noticed you, he hitted you to the head and then you lost your memory.

I wish that my leg would be normal again...

it is normal, now, the rest of your body is abnormal.

I wish I had my memory back.

Granted you have your memory back but the guy who hit your bike has already fled the country.

I wish for a brand spanking new plain, soft, cotton towel

time on pluto is kinda light years off from earths :]

wish granted, the towel is so damn new and sparkling you didn't wanted to use it, but just the moment you wanted to smell it a thief came in and stole it and vanished and you are now standing dumbfounded, there goes your new towel

I wish for a new Bike !

[Nitcher]

Granted, but the bike is so small that only ants can use it.

I wish for FFXIV to work D:

[Havoc10K]

Granted, but the bike is so small that only ants can use it.

I wish for FFXIV to work D:

thats an evil wish, but i'll corrupt it for you.

granted, it works for everyone except you, even if you play at friends house, the game simply rejects you.

I wish for 1.000.000.000 bikes

[Soulreaper77]

Granted, but they don't have wheels or brakes or handles or head/taillights. And shops refuse to sell you wheels, brakes, handles and head/taillights.

I wish for a quick reply x3

[Havoc10K]

Granted, but they don't have wheels or brakes or handles or head/taillights. And shops refuse to sell you wheels, brakes, handles and head/taillights.

I wish for a quick reply x3

I wanted more ants :[

granted, but your browser didn't see it in time.

I wish for ants for those bikes

[1000mAh]

^ you want ants for bikes without wheels or brakes or handles or head/taillights. And shops refuse to sell you wheels, brakes, handles and head/taillights. Well Granted, but the ants ate you because all the bikes (expect 1) were broken and they noticed that there was 1.000.000.001 of them.

I wish for new stuffed animal.

[BrownMasterV]

Granted, you get Bondage Bear from SYD....and it's alive.


I wish I could understand Japanese plays-on-words.

[TheMunch]

Granted, but no one speaks Japanese anymore.

I wish every visual novel would be translated into English

[x5ga]

Granted, but you will forget all the English you have learned.

I wish for unlimited hard disk space.

[Havoc10K]

granted, but it broked.

I wish for 5 yen.

[1000mAh]

Granted, but now it is all the money you will have for living for the next 10 years. You will not get any more.

I wish that you would die.

[Havoc10K]

Granted, but now it is all the money you will have for living for the next 10 years. You will not get any more.

I wish that you would die.

5 yen for 10 years, I will be famous enough, is that five 1 yen coins or one 5 yen coin ?
i'll menage somehow anyways.

granted, I died, and risen again !

I wish for legitimate single 5 yen coin !

[glitchhunter]

Granted, but now it is all the money you will have for living for the next 10 years. You will not get any more.

I wish that you would die.

5 yen for 10 years, I will be famous enough, is that five 1 yen coins or one 5 yen coin ?
i'll menage somehow anyways.

granted, I died, and risen again !

I wish for legitimate single 5 yen coin !

Granted, but you accidentally drop the coin down a gutter and never find it

I wish for a very delicious pizza

[TheMunch]

Granted, but the local Pizza Hut is run by CC from Code Geass, she got hunger and ate it.

I wish for raspberries!

[Soulreaper77]

Granted, but then Chiya-chan came and ate them then she sang the Raspberry song.

I wish for a wooden tree.

[Havoc10K]

Granted, but then Chiya-chan came and ate them then she sang the Raspberry song.

I wish for a wooden tree.

Chiya is a male.

Granted, they placed the tree in front of you, and then the tree fell on you.

i wish for a new cell phone battery, cba to charge mine atm