Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297265 times)

Soulreaper77 · « **Reply #5580 on:** September 07, 2010, 05:58:12 PM »

Quote from: Havoc10K on September 07, 2010, 05:21:22 PM

Quote from: Soulreaper77 on September 07, 2010, 02:57:38 PM
Granted, but then Chiya-chan came and ate them then she sang the Raspberry song.

I wish for a wooden tree.
Chiya is a male.

Oops my bad, didn't mean to use Chiya-chan but Chiyo-chan from Azumanga :3
The ED of Azumanga is Raspberry Heaven and Chiyo-chan flies and shit that dog also flies and shit ... goddamn that show is funny when you think about it.

Granted, unfortunately the new cell phone battery used older chemicals that are severely unstable and so after 2 hours of use it exploded in your pocket. Ripping out a big chuck of flesh, so much that you can see the bone.

I wish for shinigami apples :3

phufham · « **Reply #5581 on:** September 07, 2010, 06:20:24 PM »

Granted but Ryuk comes to take them away

i wish i had a new hdtv

Havoc10K · « **Reply #5582 on:** September 07, 2010, 06:21:30 PM »

Quote from: phufham on September 07, 2010, 06:20:24 PM

Granted but Ryuk comes to take them away

i wish i had a new hdtv

granted, it's new, it's big, and it doesn't work !

I wish for first aid ...

pingryanime · « **Reply #5583 on:** September 28, 2010, 01:25:07 AM »

granted, but everything in it turns out to be contaminated.

I wish this thread will get started again (I love these, started at least 5 of them on diff forums)

Havoc10K · « **Reply #5584 on:** September 28, 2010, 11:13:59 AM »

how are we supposed to corrupt this wish without killing the game ?

i know.

a bad jeenie comes and says:
"Granted, but you are expelled from this topic"

I wish we had a BBTVideo stream

x5ga · « **Reply #5585 on:** September 28, 2010, 11:23:15 AM »

Granted, but it will be instantly purchased by crunchyroll and be made available on a pay-per-view basis.

I wish I were an astronaut.

Havoc10K · « **Reply #5586 on:** September 28, 2010, 11:44:19 AM »

granted, but as soon as you went out for some repairs, your belt snapped and you fell into the earths gravitational field and came don crashing, nice tan btw XD
oh yeah, you survived, we need you for the murder game later on

I wish Crunchy Roll died in flaming blazes.

x5ga · « **Reply #5587 on:** September 28, 2010, 11:53:51 AM »

Granted, but something will rise out of its ashes like the Phoenix bird, and that something is CrunchyRoll 2: Electric Boogaloo.

^ also, wow, I survived atmospheric reentry.

I wish there wouldn't be any wars in the world. (lol)

Havoc10K · « **Reply #5588 on:** September 28, 2010, 12:13:44 PM »

granted, overpopulation is inbound!

i wish I had a rocket power farts (LOOOOOL)

1000mAh · « **Reply #5589 on:** September 28, 2010, 04:11:51 PM »

Granted, but the farts are so strong that you fly to the moon and die.

I wish for an ALIEN!!

Havoc10K · « **Reply #5590 on:** September 28, 2010, 05:46:40 PM »

YOU KILLED ME!
YOU BASTART!

Granted, the alien was "THE ALIEN" and it ate you up and pooped you out! you are now a stinkin poop HAHAH!

I wish The Simpsons were REAL!

1000mAh · « **Reply #5591 on:** September 28, 2010, 05:50:35 PM »

Granted, for that to happen, you needed to saccrifise your soul, so you don't even exist anymore.

Are you THE infected?

Havoc10K · « **Reply #5592 on:** September 28, 2010, 05:56:35 PM »

since you have no wish I will make one for you, but first, your argument has fallen, I HAD NO SOUL!

I wish to have a soul!

1000mAh · « **Reply #5593 on:** September 28, 2010, 06:11:03 PM »

Granted, you got the soul of the ,ost important person to you, now he/she is soul-less

I wish that I would own a Death Note.

Havoc10K · « **Reply #5594 on:** September 28, 2010, 07:44:16 PM »

cool I feel closer to that person now

the body can be a shell no problem, they say love is more than just physical

Granted, but it can only be used with ancient arabic, any other language will make YOU suffer the fate written in it, enjoy your JOY RIDE!

I wish my girlfriend had B-Cups for one day, tomorrow

1000mAh · « **Reply #5595 on:** September 28, 2010, 07:48:49 PM »

Granted, but after tomorrow, she turnes to guy.

I wish for a pencil.

x5ga · « **Reply #5596 on:** September 28, 2010, 07:55:14 PM »

granted, but the lead instantly breaks when it touches any kind of paper.

I wish for 5€ to buy some beer.

tomoya-kun · « **Reply #5597 on:** September 28, 2010, 08:33:30 PM »

Granted, but you get raped by a Polar bear on the way to the store.

I wish I had a sister...

Havoc10K · « **Reply #5598 on:** September 28, 2010, 08:41:38 PM »

oh I love these wishes about sisters, make me want to take out the FSN worm and put it up your *beep* !

granted, but she hates you cuz you don't want to give her your room, it's bigger, every morning she hits you in the face with a baseball bat, every afternoon she has her friends beat you up with steel pipes, and every evening she beats you up with a crowbar, all this in hope you finally die you damn bacteria !

I wish I had less hate for humans ... ops, I said it again ...

x5ga · « **Reply #5599 on:** September 28, 2010, 08:47:04 PM »

Shit, that's a bad-ass little sister. I was gonna post "Granted, but she has terminal AIDS".

On topic: Granted, but the whole world will hate you and you'd be killed by an angry mob, but you'd die loving them.

I wish I had the power to control time.