[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[harpy]

Granted, and not only one but you get bunch of them flying all over you and biting (flys can bite)




Wish as I wasn't lazy 

[1000mAh]

Granted, but now you're in coma.

I wish for a book.

[Havoc10K]

granted, but it's too heavy to even open.

I wish for a hot ginger tea

[Soulreaper77]

Granted, but it burns your lips + teeth + tongue + throat + stomach + intestines + anus + toilet bowl.

I wish for an indestructible empty bowl that doesn't kill me and is by my side at all times and is admired by every human as the holy grail for all of eternity. Animals do NOT flock to it nor do insects. Nothing bad happens to me as result of the bowl being there. I am immortal. Women do not hate me because of the bowl. I can turn things to diamonds with the touch of my hand IF I want it. 

Corrupt this and I will take off my hat.


If you fail then I have an easy one right here:

I wish for a new PC.

[x5ga]

lemme try and corrupt that, since I'm half-drunk at 5AM and all.

Granted, you have an indestructible empty bowl by your side at all times. The bowl is admired by everybody as the holy grail for all eternity. Animals and insects don't flock to it. Absolutely nothing bad happens to you because of that bowl. Women do not hate you because of the bowl. You can create diamond with your hands when you want. You become gay (that's not BAD, homophobe ), the diamonds start losing their value since they become common. You walk around with an empty bowl around, the people notice the bowl but they ignore you completely (that's not good but is neither bad). Occasionally you turn stuff into diamonds with your hands, but this conversion comes with the price of being "romantically buttraped" by a pack of wild boars (it's a bad thing, but it's not caused by the bowl, it's caused by the diamond conversion). Lots of fun for all eternity

hope I managed to corrupt it a bit

I want to sleep 8hours.

[pingryanime]

granted, but you wake up inside an alien ship being anal probed (your corruption of the previous wish sorta contributed to this one x.x)

I wish for my wish to not get corrupted.

[Havoc10K]

granted, it's not corrupted, but doesn't really do anything at all, which is not bad in itself, but useless anyways, you decide to throw it into trash.

I wish for a cup of tea.

[pingryanime]

granted, it's organic beatle tea.


i wish for a nice glass of coke...

[Havoc10K]

granted, it's organic beatle tea.


i wish for a nice glass of coke...

granted, but while you were sipping it someone told you a terribly funny joke and you spilled it all out through your nose

I wish for a new pen, this one is out

[1000mAh]

Granted, but it is only 0.5cm long.

I wish for a lot of money.

[burningstar4]

granted but no paper bills only coins

i wish for a quarter pounder burger

[1000mAh]

granted but no paper bills only coins

Wroks for me, you can change the coins to bills in bank.
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Granted, but I ate it.

I wish for feed.

[Havoc10K]

granted, chicken feed for you !

I wish for burger, simple, only for me, not burned, but hot and fresh, not to steal, rent or eBay, only I can eat this one single burger, and on one and nothing can interrupt me eating it.

[1000mAh]

Granted, but you died before you could eat it.

I wish for booze.

[Havoc10K]

Granted, but you died before you could eat it.

I wish for booze.

you messed up

granted, chicken feed for you !

I wish for burger, simple, only for me, not burned, but hot and fresh, not to steal, rent or eBay, only I can eat this one single burger, and on one and nothing can interrupt me eating it.

you lost the game

but granted, the booze killed you, was pure alcohol

I wish for a salad

[Soulreaper77]

granted, chicken feed for you !

I wish for burger, simple, only for me, not burned, but hot and fresh, not to steal, rent or eBay, only I can eat this one single burger, and on one and nothing can interrupt me eating it.

Easy corruption. While you're eating it a meteor strikes the earth. Everything is burned except the building you're in. Everyone in your direct environment (=1000 km radius) dies except the people in your building. And unfortunately for you they are all men.
Sorry I had to do that xD

but granted, the booze killed you, was pure alcohol

I wish for a salad

Granted, it was infested with maggots.

I wish for the new Castlevania for my PS3, and it works.

[1000mAh]

Granted, but you died before you could eat it.

I wish for booze.

you messed up

granted, chicken feed for you !

I wish for burger, simple, only for me, not burned, but hot and fresh, not to steal, rent or eBay, only I can eat this one single burger, and on one and nothing can interrupt me eating it.

you lost the game

aha, I will fix myself; you ate it in coma, so you couldn't taste it. Sorry for my mistake.
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For soulreaper:
Granted, but you died.

I wish that I would be super-human

[Havoc10K]

granted, you are a super-human, so what ? nothing really changed

i wish to eat a burger without any catastrophe hitting the entirety of the universe and anything in it for at least 50 billion years, nothing disrupting my eating the burger, i am a healthy, undisturbed man, eating a fresh burger, nut burned, and not for rent or eBay, absolutely nothing wrong happening while I am eating the burger and 50 billion years ahead, everyone is happy to the best of their ability, no disasters and no one gets a coma, everything is just fine.

[Soulreaper77]

Granted, absolutely nothing happens for the next 50 billion years as result of eating that burger.

I wish for a wooden board.

[1000mAh]

^ cool, so I'll  stay in my bed, writing to the BakaBT forums without any brakes for the next 50 billionyears.
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Granted, But it was made from rotten wood.

I wish that everyone in the world would listen Maximum the Hormone.