Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297196 times)

1000mAh · « **Reply #5680 on:** October 09, 2010, 05:39:38 PM »

Granted, but the botle relly is endless, it is so big that it destroyed everything known and unknow, it is ENDLESS it is endlesly wide,endlesly long and full of mountain dew.

I wish for a bottle.

Havoc10K · « **Reply #5681 on:** October 09, 2010, 05:41:12 PM »

since you have no wishes I'll take one from you and get a free wish

I wish I had a third hand that grows from anywhere on my body only when I want it to

x5ga · « **Reply #5682 on:** October 09, 2010, 05:43:35 PM »

Granted, but when you grow it, the hand automatically enters masturbation-mode, and it cannot be stopped.

I wish for an immortal pony that doesn't kill me or cause me any misfortunes.

1000mAh · « **Reply #5683 on:** October 09, 2010, 05:45:55 PM »

Havoc, I have got a wish there

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Granted, but it bacame a road kill.

I wish for a magical lamp.

Roven · « **Reply #5684 on:** October 09, 2010, 05:48:52 PM »

Granted, It's just magical the way it produce music out of nowhere...

I wish I had a pokemon that wont harm me in ANY way..

1000mAh · « **Reply #5685 on:** October 09, 2010, 05:52:28 PM »

Granted, but the men from FBI came and took it for 'examination'

I wish for a weapon

Havoc10K · « **Reply #5686 on:** October 09, 2010, 05:53:33 PM »

granted, it's only shooting at you, no matter how you aim it!

I wish for a jar of cookies.

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your wish wasn't there, you were able to fast edit your post, but I was faster

Soulreaper77 · « **Reply #5687 on:** October 09, 2010, 07:06:35 PM »

Granted, but as soon as you opened it a shark came to attack you.

I wish for total destruction of everyone and everything.

dakarv · « **Reply #5688 on:** October 09, 2010, 07:26:50 PM »

Granted, but what's actually happened is you've been sealed in a dark box forever, perception is a funny thing

I wish for an army of minion hamsters that do my bidding

Soulreaper77 · « **Reply #5689 on:** October 09, 2010, 07:43:39 PM »

Granted, but the hamsters all got eaten by giant hamster eating ants.

I wish for a glass plate.

P.S.: ^ You didn't fulfill my wish, you granted something that doesn't even resemble my wish, so I win the game =3

1000mAh · « **Reply #5690 on:** October 09, 2010, 08:23:39 PM »

Havoc, I saved the edit few moments before you posted xD
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Granted, you dropped it, it broke.

I wish for a wish in a botteled wish world of wishes.

dakarv · « **Reply #5691 on:** October 09, 2010, 08:30:28 PM »

Granted but the wish world sucks and you used the wish that you wished for getting to the wish world

I wish for a solid gold toilet seat

PS Soulreaper actually it did resemble your wish, from your perspective it would be the same, its a magic box (sealed) where you don't experience anything thus you'd think everything else would have been destroyed (I made the assumption you didn't wish to get destroyed along with everything else)

1000mAh · « **Reply #5692 on:** October 09, 2010, 08:32:40 PM »

Granted, but the next place that the terrorists decided to blow upwas your house.

I wish for a flag.

x5ga · « **Reply #5693 on:** October 09, 2010, 08:46:02 PM »

Granted. It's white and you're waving it. Congratulations, you just surrendered your soul to the Devil.

I wish for a new, working, charged and indestructible laptop battery.

Soulreaper77 · « **Reply #5694 on:** October 09, 2010, 08:54:18 PM »

Granted, but it could only be charged to a level that would only last 1 minute on any laptop.

I wish for a cat.

dakarv · « **Reply #5695 on:** October 09, 2010, 08:54:18 PM »

Granted, but the cat is inside out and makes a horrible mess over your room

...isn't it supposed to tell you if someone else posts
lol I guess not when we post during the same second

I wish for a Fing-Longer

pingryanime · « **Reply #5696 on:** October 10, 2010, 07:14:40 PM »

granted, it gets stuck in a doorway or other closing object all the time and you're in paaaiinn

I wish I could have so much more money so I can get so much more touhou crap, mind you, none of the things I buy is damaged in any way, nor will it ever be damaged. None of the things I use to put the obejects I buy into use is damaged either (eg, computer for CD's), I am not harmed either, and I will not mysetriously disappear, also the objects in question are ALWAYS available for me to view, use, listen to, etc etc, and none of the objects are taken away from me.

have fun next person

Soulreaper77 · « **Reply #5697 on:** October 10, 2010, 07:56:28 PM »

Granted, but you'll buy so much touhou crap that you lose interest in touhou and realize that you spent so much money on touhou crap that you have nothing left and can't eat or drink and the government doesn't support homeless people so you'll die of dehydration and then you'll die of starvation. Nice life.

I wish I could go to an animecon :3

pingryanime · « **Reply #5698 on:** October 10, 2010, 08:02:40 PM »

granted, but you get stampeded by a horde of fanatics and die :O

I wish I could have so much more money so I can get so much more touhou crap, mind you, none of the things I buy is damaged in any way, nor will it ever be damaged. None of the things I use to put the obejects I buy into use is damaged either (eg, computer for CD's), I am not harmed either, and I will not mysetriously disappear, also the objects in question are ALWAYS available for me to view, use, listen to, etc etc, and none of the objects are taken away from me. AND I WILL NEVER LOSE INTEREST IN TOUHOU, EVVERRRR

Soulreaper77 · « **Reply #5699 on:** October 10, 2010, 08:09:56 PM »

Granted, you buy so much touhou crap and do not lose interest in it. However other people do lose interest in you because as you bought so much touhou crap, touhou is the only thing you talk about. You'll die alone.

I wish for instant perfect Japanese language skills (think of matrix style downloading). And perfect means that I know how to talk like a Japanese lawyer/linguist.