Granted, you buy so much touhou crap and do not lose interest in it. However other people do lose interest in you because as you bought so much touhou crap, touhou is the only thing you talk about. You'll die alone.
I wish for instant perfect Japanese language skills (think of matrix style downloading). And perfect means that I know how to talk like a Japanese lawyer/linguist.
Like hell I'd care, I have my touhou world with me in my own room, I could live forever.
Oh wait I'd need to work :-/
I'd fill my office with mah touhou figures x.x
^ granted, but it had AIDS, you know the rest of the story.
I wish for more touhou figures, like, high quality, over-100-dollars-per-each sort of quality, unbreakable, undamagable, undefaceable, unstealable, figures, that are NORMAL sized, and I'm perfectly fine, as in nothing bad happens to me, and I don't suddenly dissappear or anything, I stay with my touhou figures, nobody starts to dislike me for it, the world stays happy, the world doesn't blow up, people continue making touhou stuff, I don't lose interest in it, and I never run out of money so I don't starve to death
oh man these wishes are getting harder to think up of.
