Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297266 times)

pipitugaboy · « **Reply #5720 on:** October 14, 2010, 02:21:38 PM »

Granted, it vendors your own body parts.

I wish that today wont be a busy day at work like yesterday.

x5ga · « **Reply #5721 on:** October 14, 2010, 08:39:57 PM »

granted, today won't be as busy as yesterday, it would be even busier

I wish for river of coke.

Roven · « **Reply #5722 on:** October 14, 2010, 09:21:42 PM »

Granted, it's lukewarm and non-carbonated...srsly who'll drink that

I wish I can read and memorize what I read super fast..

1000mAh · « **Reply #5723 on:** October 15, 2010, 07:09:31 AM »

Granted, but you lost the ability to enjoy things.

I wish for a full 1,5l bottle of Fanta, that is completly normal, only I'm able to drink it, It wont spill, it wont fall, it wont do anything bad for me, it wont blow up, it can't be stolen, it can't be sold and here is nothing that would affect me enjoying it, oh! and I forgot, I wont blow up after wards or before drinking it, etc.

undetz · « **Reply #5724 on:** October 15, 2010, 10:06:23 AM »

Granted, but you're too weak to open it.

I want people to stop using smileys in their posts.

pipitugaboy · « **Reply #5725 on:** October 15, 2010, 10:16:32 AM »

Granted, however you see only smileys now when people are typing normaly.

I wish next year would come allready.

Roven · « **Reply #5726 on:** October 15, 2010, 01:05:48 PM »

Granted, It was dooms day...

I wish I could take Konata for a date.

x5ga · « **Reply #5727 on:** October 15, 2010, 02:09:32 PM »

granted, but Konata dumps you afte 5 seconds for x5ga

I want a nice house by the seaside that is waterproof.

Roven · « **Reply #5728 on:** October 15, 2010, 02:28:01 PM »

Granted, it was destroyed by Godzilla...

I wish for the new Dexter episode right now!

Soulreaper77 · « **Reply #5729 on:** October 15, 2010, 03:03:22 PM »

Granted, but Dexter died in that episode and thus Dexter got canceled.

I wish for a non-violent immortal monkey that loves me and all the people on the world love me.

x5ga · « **Reply #5730 on:** October 15, 2010, 04:14:38 PM »

Granted, they're all loving you to death

I wish for a cold, unbreakable, unspillable can of alcoholic beer that only I have the privilege to drink and does not cause any adverse effects on me.

Soulreaper77 · « **Reply #5731 on:** October 15, 2010, 04:52:16 PM »

Granted, it was 0.000000001% vol beer mixed with Tabasco.

I wish for a bear, that doesn't rip me to shreds. And lives forever.

pingryanime · « **Reply #5732 on:** October 16, 2010, 03:27:50 AM »

granted, you die the next day due to mysterious reasons

I wish Silent Sinner in Blue actually happened

surdumil · « **Reply #5733 on:** October 20, 2010, 11:31:43 AM »

Granted, but it only happens as a manga.

I wish that I had more hard drive space so that I could seed more anime.

Roven · « **Reply #5734 on:** October 20, 2010, 05:02:36 PM »

Granted, you have 1mb more.

I wish I could play the piano

Soulreaper77 · « **Reply #5735 on:** October 20, 2010, 05:21:07 PM »

Granted, while playing the piano the lid falls down and you hurt your fingers in such a way that you can't move them for the rest of your life.

I wish for ultimate drawing skills.

1000mAh · « **Reply #5736 on:** October 20, 2010, 06:05:17 PM »

Granted, but you lost your hands and legs, soyou can't draw.

I wish for new pen.

Enishi-07 · « **Reply #5737 on:** October 20, 2010, 06:38:19 PM »

Granted, but it does not function.

I wish for a new external harddrive.

Roven · « **Reply #5738 on:** October 20, 2010, 06:54:56 PM »

Granted, it has only 265mb

I wish I had the new dead space

Soulreaper77 · « **Reply #5739 on:** October 20, 2010, 09:40:50 PM »

Granted, but the second you start playing your console (includes PC) blows up in your face.

I wish for a manly smelling body wash that doesn't attract gay men but beautiful looking women and no animals ...