Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297281 times)

Enishi-07 · « **Reply #5740 on:** October 20, 2010, 10:06:53 PM »

Granted, but you slip and spill all of it over the person you hate most.

I wish I sould bend time to my will.

Roven · « **Reply #5741 on:** October 21, 2010, 07:10:34 AM »

Granted, you went to the stone age and got eaten by a cannibal

I wish wont need to sleep ever without any effects on me

Enishi-07 · « **Reply #5742 on:** October 21, 2010, 12:56:54 PM »

Granted, but you freak other people out to the point were they start to brad you a wizard and burn you at the stake

I wish to be able to freely alter the colour of my iris

XeroSKill · « **Reply #5743 on:** October 21, 2010, 02:59:51 PM »

granted but you go blind in the process.

I wish I could have the power to control time.

Roven · « **Reply #5744 on:** October 21, 2010, 03:23:55 PM »

Granted, but everyone else has the same power...

I wish I had a tall glass of chocolate milk

1000mAh · « **Reply #5745 on:** October 21, 2010, 04:13:27 PM »

Granted, but I stole it.

I wish for a sword.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #5746 on:** October 21, 2010, 04:22:47 PM »

granted but it's made of ice and it melted

I wish that every day had a naptime built into the middle of it

Soulreaper77 · « **Reply #5747 on:** October 21, 2010, 04:26:47 PM »

Granted, but every time you fall asleep somebody steals money out of your wallet.

I wish for a non-broken bicycle.

Roven · « **Reply #5748 on:** October 21, 2010, 04:41:05 PM »

Granted, but it broke.

I wish I had a good singing voice

yt1DER · « **Reply #5749 on:** October 21, 2010, 07:34:45 PM »

Granted, but you still get mauled by a polar bear.

I wish I had a polar bear

Soulreaper77 · « **Reply #5750 on:** October 21, 2010, 07:40:09 PM »

Granted, but it was a rare sub species of the polar bear that was black. When it became dark, the bear ran outside and because he was black you couldn't see him. Suddenly you feel something heavy on your shoulder, it's the bear's paw. You let out a slight scream, the bear rawwwrrs, you try to escape but it's too late. The bear bites off your head. And the bus driver's shoes were yellow on Thursday.

I wish for pika pika.

Roven · « **Reply #5751 on:** October 21, 2010, 08:53:22 PM »

Granted, he gnawed your face

I wish I had a 1 ton grip

XeroSKill · « **Reply #5752 on:** October 22, 2010, 12:21:45 PM »

granted, but once you grip once, you can't ungrip.

I wish I had a teleporter

Kyrdua · « **Reply #5753 on:** October 22, 2010, 01:42:22 PM »

Granted, But it won't teleport your clothes.

I wish I had a big cock.

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Akecu · « **Reply #5754 on:** October 22, 2010, 04:39:01 PM »

Granted! Only prob is that I made breakfast of it.[Well grilled Rooster is yummy]

I wish for DeLonghi espresso maker!

1000mAh · « **Reply #5755 on:** October 22, 2010, 04:57:40 PM »

Granted, but I broke it with sledgehammer.

I wish for a woman.

Akecu · « **Reply #5756 on:** October 22, 2010, 04:58:48 PM »

Granted. You got a woman figurine.

I wish you a merry xmas

1000mAh · « **Reply #5757 on:** October 22, 2010, 05:02:39 PM »

Granted, but it was wasted.

I wish for a x-mas tree.

Soulreaper77 · « **Reply #5758 on:** October 22, 2010, 05:52:44 PM »

Granted, but the lights you put on it broke and the tree caught on fire because of that. Your house burns to the ground and of course you and your family die within the fire. Unfortunately for you, you had a great ventilation system so the smoke was almost immediately purged from the room, resulting in death by burning to death and not passing out.

I wish that my Playstation Eye cable wasn't so stiff so that the camera doesn't shift every fucking time I try to place it somewhere.

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1000mAh · « **Reply #5759 on:** October 23, 2010, 06:34:06 AM »

Granted, I came and cutted the cable.

I wish for a new jug.

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