[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[Kyrdua]

Granted, But it will be VERY fragile that pouring a single drop of any liquid will pierce a hole on it's bottom.

I wish I had a new battery for my laptop.

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Granted, I came and cutted the cable.

I wish for a new jug.

"cutted"....

[Soulreaper77]

Granted, but your battery was poorly made and thus it exploded while in use. Since your laptop wasn't sturdy all the parts flew out at high speeds (up to 50 m/s), most parts pierced your head, but through some luck all the parts missed your eyes. Then suddenly they get splashed with the dangerous chemicals inside in the battery, which turned liquid because of the heat in the explosion, the chemicals were moving at a slower speed than the parts thus the delayed hit. As your eyes slowly melt from the burning pain the chemicals cause, you're also bleeding to death. The lukewarm blood streams over your cheek and in your final moments you see on the TV that your favorite anime character is murdered in an even more brutal way than you just die.

I wish for more games for the Playstation Move :3

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Sorry you had to die in such a horrible way, Kagami prays for your soul.

[Kyrdua]

granted, but they will be so shitty you'd rather watch 2 girls 1 cup on loop on a 1080p LCD monitor.

I wish I had a magical girlfriend.

[1000mAh]

Granted, but she kills you 1440 times/day. (just count how often...)

I wish for a cut.

[Kyrdua]

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Granted, but she kills you 1440 times/day. (just count how often...)

Dokuro-chan?

Granted, though you'll no longer be in one piece after it.

I wish for a bicycle without wheels.

[Soulreaper77]

Granted, you tried to ride it but you face planted on the street and broke 3 teeth.

I wish for well nothing actually. But to make this somewhat exciting, I wish for all the knowledge of the universe and my brain doesn't explode.

[Nyking754]

granted and u learned that ur mother was acually a porn star and u were the product of an accidental popped condom during a porn shot

i wish for the power of invisibility

[Kyrdua]

Granted, But then you decided to try it out outside you then get run on by a train from nowhere and get slammed to a steel wall. the train then disappears in a puff of logic and you fall flat on the ground. then a steamroller is dropped from out of nowhere with the speed of a bullet and it creates a crater, then explodes, incinerating you. A bulldog the approaches your burning corpse and pisses on it.

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condolences

I wish i live in Fucking, Austria

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It's an actual place, no kidding.

[1000mAh]

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Granted, but she kills you 1440 times/day. (just count how often...)

Dokuro-chan?

did you count how many times you would die in one day? If you devide 1440 with 60 you get 24...

Granted, but you died to heartattack within the first 41 seconds you lived there...

I wish for a Death Note

[Kyrdua]

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Granted, but she kills you 1440 times/day. (just count how often...)

Dokuro-chan?

did you count how many times you would die in one day? If you devide 1440 with 60 you get 24...

No, I'm dumb in math.
Granted, But you decided to put your name on the first page and then you died.

I wish for World Peace 

[Nyking754]

granted but in order to achieve that world peace there was world war 3 and now theres nobody left alive


i wish im the only male left in this world

[1000mAh]

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Granted, but she kills you 1440 times/day. (just count how often...)

Dokuro-chan?

did you count how many times you would die in one day? If you devide 1440 with 60 you get 24...

No, I'm dumb in math.
Granted, But you decided to put your name on the first page and then you died.

ah, that means you're killed every minute...
and thatcorruption works fine, I just putted my name onthe first page. One tip, I dunno how my face looks, so I can't think of it whili writing, so I just marked the book as my own...
Granted, but all the women live on the other side of the planet and are all lesbians, so they wont care about you. Also they have a lot of sperm in sperm bank, none of it is yours, it is all finnish sperm.

I wish for a pet monkey.

[Kyrdua]

ah, that means you're killed every minute...

well, i looove, a fast woman. --Dante, Devil May Cry 3

and thatcorruption works fine, I just putted my name onthe first page. One tip, I dunno how my face looks, so I can't think of it whili writing, so I just marked the book as my own...

lol, You sound drunk as hell. and oh...

putted  past participle, past tense of putt
Verb: Try to hit a golf ball into a hole by striking it gently so that it rolls across the green: "Nicklaus putted for eagle on 11 of the 16 par 5s"; "putt the balls into the hole".

Granted, but it will latch on to your face the first chance it gets and gouge your eyes out.

I wish for a harem of nubile 18 year old girls with angelic faces.
PS: making them lesbians is out of the question, because of this:

Granted, but all the women live on the other side of the planet and are all lesbians

[Soulreaper77]

Granted but you get a nosebleed so grand that you die.

I wish for a bigger harem of 18 year old girls with angelic faces. I do not die from nosebleeds and have a penis (and not lose it..) and they are not lesbian, in fact they crave me more than Belgian Chocolate on a Sunday morning, I also do not get separated from them by any sort of barrier. And if the world somehow explodes then I'll die happy so that's not actually corrupting it xD

[Kyrdua]

^ hehe, nice challenge... not.

Granted, But they are actually a bunch of Femme Fatale Dominatrices. who the proceeded to rape you with their various torturing tools, and then they cut your body into pieces and fed it to the dogs. you did not die happy. unless you're telling me you're a masochist.

(^^ace attorney style: TAKE THAT!!!!^^)

I wish I could do parkour without fail. so i cannot die from falling from heights. and if I somehow end up in a situation where I am being pursued with heavy artillery. I can graze em. If I am somehow pursued with bombs. I will survive. If the world explodes. At least I died happy.

[x5ga]

Granted, but the world suddenly becomes completely flat, so you have no heights to parkour on (so you're practically only "jogging")

I wish for everybody to stop smoking and never smoke again.

[Soryon]

Granted, but then heroin becomes rampant.

I wish I were immune to addiction.

[nrish666]

Granted, the rest of the world also becomes immune to addiction as well. Due to not being addicted to sex the population slowly dwindles and humanity dies out because of a lack of genetic diversity.

I wish I could reproduce myself through mitosis and be able to clone myself indefinately.

[Kyrdua]

Granted, but then a deadly disease became rampant and you died out because you did not develop any immunity due to lack of cross breeding.

I wish I can fly without wings.

[Soulreaper77]

Granted, but the lack of wings also causes lack of stability and you crash into a building.

I wish for some sleep.