I'd rather be a cat, heh. Cats are evil creatures, staring at you with their slitty eyes. When I was still staying in the dormitory I sometimes get cats inviting themselves into my room. I'll be sitting there working on mechanics and relativity tutorials (was still in Year 1 then), and then Kitty would just sit there and stares at me with those slitty green eyes, and you can almost hear it thinking "heh, mechanics... it's just a first-order ordinary differential, what's so difficult about it, noob?"
<3 evil cats and their slitty eyes.