Get woken up today at 6:45am.
"You are taking your father to his medical appointment at 8am."
"What?"
"Hurry up and have a shower so you take him!"
"But!... ergh... hai hai..." *drops head back into pillow*
Goodbye long sleep in! ;_;
I would take flaming gloves or lightnig.
Just tell me where to buy those. 
Ebay!

For anything weird, wonderful or just plain stupid, EBAY!
