Chocolate flavoured skittles would be horrible. Where's the fruity flavour!?!? Now, skittles dipped in fondue chocolate. Now there is a meal to be had.

HORRROR!!!
"Go on eat it, you know you want to"
"Don't do it! You need to save them for a special occasion."
"Special occasion my ass! Eat it now..."
"Don't listen to her! She's evil and doesn't think about others."
"EAT IT NAO! NAO NAO NAO NAO NAO!!!"
"You know in your heart what to do."
"NAO!!!"