@Andu: You musn't let the bonds break. Uphold the relations of the old. The power of friendship compels you!

Now after getting something to eat (pork steaks by my own secret recipe, BOOYAH!) I can safely think about how I fucked up.
*thinks*
I'm fucked.
*thinks some more*
Majorly fucked.
"Bangs his head against the wall."
YOU FUCKING IDIOT! How could you do her?
*Bangs his head against a wall some more.*
YOU BIG MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT! Not just did you do her but you forgot her name!
*Bangs his head a little harder.*
YOU FUCKING FAILURE AT LIFE! You didn't just fail once, you failed twice in the same weekend.
*Starts to bleed from his forehead. Stops hitting his head against the wall.*
Your own fucking fault, you broke your own rules. Just better hope she doesn't know the chemistry chick or you're gonna get Makotoed.
Now how the hell am I gonna talk myself out of this one...
Learn a lesson kids, when you make rules for yourself, you better follow them or they're gonna come back and bite you up n the ass.