Today i was supposed to be dead. Fastforward back 9 months ago when my dad nearly dropped dead due to sleep triggered hypertension, we all thought it was stress caused by his constant retarded arguments with mom but it seems salt was not a joke.
Now back to the new year, dad while doing his card readings says i'm going to collapse and that i should stop stressing myself, 47 days later i wake up to find that my heart has stopped working, i dashed throughout the house alerting everybody, hello sweet pain as it rebooted again on the overdose of pills, i was drafted to the hospital, they said nothing was wrong, hahaha wow. I proceeded to spam the emergency button until they gave me medication to stop the pain.
I then had to leave after only 2 hours ffs, wtf happened to emc monitoring, dad did some last minute shamanics then i got sent back home. We figured out the cause was overdose of salt and sitting down at the computer 14 hours aday.
I'm now typing from wireless remote control on my bed, on screen keyboard is sloooow.