I am trying to come up with something really dirty to text message my guy from the bar. It's kind of hard to get into naughty mode when you have been doing chemistry problems for 3 hours.

The one time I need my mind to go there it won't.
My husband just called out of the blue to see if I wanted to go to the strip club with him this weekend. I so just got cock-blocked. I was going to see if the other guy would meet me there this weekend and there is no way I can get away with driving there two times this weekend. Dammit.