The General Chit Chat Thread

[BakaBT]

Originally posted by Malus:

i wet my bed

>_> ... this is made me lol

[mgz]

I never understood why noobs feel the need to start introduction threads. I've never been to a forum where they're allowed. I guess that's why they're newbs.

thats cuz they get their minds poisoned by other sites. then they come over here and we need to raise our hands and bitch slap them to set them straight.

just kidding, but they just dont know any better, thats all.

dont be silly bitch slapping is definitely out, kick in the nuts is in or esophagus punching.
Which is were us box members come in, we are the assholes punching your throat and kicking your testicles in every way shape possible. If your having a shitty day and happen to think to yourself there is no way today could get any worse ONE OF US IS THERE to kick you in the nuts or punch you in the throat while laughing and taking pictures for PWNT, OWNT OWNED PWNED styled pictures

[Xzanith]

I never understood why noobs feel the need to start introduction threads. I've never been to a forum where they're allowed. I guess that's why they're newbs.

thats cuz they get their minds poisoned by other sites. then they come over here and we need to raise our hands and bitch slap them to set them straight.

just kidding, but they just dont know any better, thats all.

dont be silly bitch slapping is definitely out, kick in the nuts is in or esophagus punching.
Which is were us box members come in, we are the assholes punching your throat and kicking your testicles in every way shape possible. If your having a shitty day and happen to think to yourself there is no way today could get any worse ONE OF US IS THERE to kick you in the nuts or punch you in the throat while laughing and taking pictures for PWNT, OWNT OWNED PWNED styled pictures

Its our duty to e-throat punch™ them, otherwise they won't learn.  Like when your driving through town and a jaywalker is in front of you, you have to run them over otherwise they won't learn to use the crosswalks.

[mgz]

o see i run over people in cross walks to teach not to be an upity asshole and that the crosswalk doesnt make you safe

[dvuongz]

ah haha, wow...crosswalks i believe are the most dangerous places on the road. the pedestians are lulled into a falls sense of security, the WHAM a crazy drunk maniac (or mgz) comes by

[daley]

HALLO MY LOVELIES


I NEED ENTERTAINMENT!

[kyubixmunky]

How about them bikers that follow the law and actually ride in the middle of the road?

[k0d0chaa]

i wet my bed :(

[MarchHare]

AGAIN?!

[k0d0chaa]

no. this time it was Misato's bed :)

[Lucerin Red]

Over 5% of kids wet their bed until their in their teens

[NaRu]

99% of those teens will never say they do

[Elizha]

99% of those teens will never say they do

true!

do you wet your bed naru ? :p

[zoidchan]

I wet my bed D:


But on a serious note, what do you really do when someone wets the bed?? I mean, pee would soak through the mattress and mattress isn't exactly small enough to fit into your little tiny washing machine. WTF do you do, throw out your mattress?? Someone (who has the first hand experience) enlighten me here.

[mgz]

99% of those teens will never say they do

true!

do you wet your bed naru ? :p

hint hint wink wink

[mgz]

I wet my bed D:


But on a serious note, what do you really do when someone wets the bed?? I mean, pee would soak through the mattress and mattress isn't exactly small enough to fit into your little tiny washing machine. WTF do you do, throw out your mattress?? Someone (who has the first hand experience) enlighten me here.

i think usually its one of those things where people usually know they piss they bed and use those plastic things to stop that from happening and for normal people who wet the bed when drunk and stuff it would probably depend heavily on the amount of pissing you did but dont they just like steam clean the thing ?

[zoidchan]

I wet my bed D:


But on a serious note, what do you really do when someone wets the bed?? I mean, pee would soak through the mattress and mattress isn't exactly small enough to fit into your little tiny washing machine. WTF do you do, throw out your mattress?? Someone (who has the first hand experience) enlighten me here.

i think usually its one of those things where people usually know they piss they bed and use those plastic things to stop that from happening and for normal people who wet the bed when drunk and stuff it would probably depend heavily on the amount of pissing you did but dont they just like steam clean the thing ?

well, for elderly and invalids, yes, catheter is the way to go. btw i didn't know steam cleaning would clean that up. well, i guess that's what i'll do next time i wet my bed.. I MEAN WHEN MY KIDS WET BED, HAHAHAHAHA


oh yeah, i thought catheter is only for guys, but recently i found out that it was for women also. and i'm like WTF because women's pisshole is so much fucking smaller than guys. that's just not fucking fair? omg i feel the pain, THE PAIN CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNNN

[mgz]

i wasnt talking about a cathader i was talking about the things that exist for kids its basically plastic sheets that you would stick under regular sheets and then you hear crinkle crinkle crinkle all night lol

[psyren]

I HAS A GREEN BELT!

In other news: if you can YouTube 'Hole in the Wall', do so. You will truly learn the meaning of 'epic fail'.

[navyblue69]

someone in america tried to rip this off.. and failed