Author Topic: The General Chit Chat Thread (Read 1541893 times)

daley · « **Reply #8140 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:38:03 AM »

boys are awesome :~)

much better than girls imo

Myriddan · « **Reply #8141 on:** March 23, 2009, 02:51:21 PM »

Perhaps because we're fairly simple to understand?

Still I love girls even if they are impossible to figure out

Chiyachan · « **Reply #8142 on:** March 23, 2009, 02:56:02 PM »

* Chiyachan goes into a bookshop and asks for "the female manual".

The clerk looks at Chiya with a tear in his eye. He takes Chiyas debit card and rings it though.
After an agonising five minutes of waiting for the transaction to clear, the clerk looks up at Chiya. He looks directly into his eyes and asks if he wants home delivery.

* Chiyachan says yes please, gives the man the address and goes home.

* Chiyachan gets up in the morning. He looks outside the window to see why it's still so dark. He realises there's a HUGE building next to his house which appeared overnight.

Chiya goes outside and looks for a door, but is unable to find one. Standing back, he notices tiny writing about 30 meters off the floor.

* Chiyachan gets a ladder and climbs up. He reads the text. "The female Manual - Revision XXXXXXXXIV"

* Chiyachan spends the rest of his life reading but NEVER even manages to read past chapter one.

kureshii · « **Reply #8143 on:** March 23, 2009, 03:37:32 PM »

Old joke:

man woman
* system segfault *

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/itdepartment/5b7e/

flyingbirdie · « **Reply #8144 on:** March 23, 2009, 04:16:46 PM »

One of my friends bought as a present for her boyfriend a book called "All the things that men know about women".
It's a book with empty pages. :))

HazukiChan · « **Reply #8145 on:** March 23, 2009, 04:25:57 PM »

I may be the odd one out here, but at our core, I really don't think we are all that different. We want alot of the same things, it's mainly in how we go about acquiring them. But then it does greatly depend on what women you know. I have to confess, I have always had far more males as friends than girls, even as a cheerleader (I didn't quite fit in you see).

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #8146 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:48:49 PM »

If you want to understand women, think of a man, then take away reason and sense of accountability.

forevr · « **Reply #8147 on:** March 23, 2009, 08:35:57 PM »

Oh my god Civilization IV is such a good game. Too good in fact.
I played for eight hours straight ever since I came home from work early >_<

I think I need som fresh air...

muesli · « **Reply #8148 on:** March 23, 2009, 10:18:22 PM »

Quote from: redemtionboy on March 23, 2009, 07:48:49 PM

If you want to understand women, think of a man, then take away reason and sense of accountability.

yes that is what Jack Nicholson said when he played a obsessive-compulsive, misanthropic, and bigoted romantic novelist in the film As Good as it Gets.. i am sure he was right

flyingbirdie · « **Reply #8149 on:** March 23, 2009, 10:41:49 PM »

Quote from: muesli on March 23, 2009, 10:18:22 PM

Quote from: redemtionboy on March 23, 2009, 07:48:49 PM
If you want to understand women, think of a man, then take away reason and sense of accountability.

yes that is what Jack Nicholson said when he played a obsessive-compulsive, misanthropic, and bigoted romantic novelist in the film As Good as it Gets.. i am sure he was right

That is such a good movie, imo...I could watch it over and over again and never get bored.

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #8150 on:** March 24, 2009, 12:09:30 AM »

Quote from: muesli on March 23, 2009, 10:18:22 PM

Quote from: redemtionboy on March 23, 2009, 07:48:49 PM
If you want to understand women, think of a man, then take away reason and sense of accountability.

yes that is what Jack Nicholson said when he played a obsessive-compulsive, misanthropic, and bigoted romantic novelist in the film As Good as it Gets.. i am sure he was right

Insane people can often be right.

zurukitsune · « **Reply #8151 on:** March 24, 2009, 12:13:01 AM »

there are many insane people who are very intelligent. i guess that their intelligence goes to their head. lol bad pun, i know...

daley · « **Reply #8152 on:** March 24, 2009, 12:14:16 AM »

* daley pounce hugs everyone

ohayouuuuuuuuuuuuuu my lovelies~ *HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

zurukitsune · « **Reply #8153 on:** March 24, 2009, 12:17:01 AM »

*hugs back when pounced

HI DALEY!

HazukiChan · « **Reply #8154 on:** March 24, 2009, 12:18:12 AM »

Quote

yes that is what Jack Nicholson said when he played a obsessive-compulsive, misanthropic, and bigoted romantic novelist in the film As Good as it Gets.. i am sure he was right

And he still got the girl in the end, but she helped him to change a little.

Xanthic · « **Reply #8155 on:** March 25, 2009, 07:40:29 PM »

I just ate a peach, and it was delicious.

Aglaea · « **Reply #8156 on:** March 25, 2009, 07:49:38 PM »

Quote from: Xanthic on March 25, 2009, 07:40:29 PM

I just ate a peach, and it was delicious.

I could eat a peach for hours.... ^.~

Xanthic · « **Reply #8157 on:** March 25, 2009, 07:55:40 PM »

Quote from: Aglaea on March 25, 2009, 07:49:38 PM

Quote from: Xanthic on March 25, 2009, 07:40:29 PM
I just ate a peach, and it was delicious.
I could eat a peach for hours.... ^.~

I could eat a peach for days... :O

beezer08 · « **Reply #8158 on:** March 25, 2009, 07:57:15 PM »

^dude, where the fuck have you been? Been boring here when I do my drive-by spamming. >_>

Aglaea · « **Reply #8159 on:** March 25, 2009, 07:59:04 PM »

Quote from: Xanthic on March 25, 2009, 07:55:40 PM

Quote from: Aglaea on March 25, 2009, 07:49:38 PM
Quote from: Xanthic on March 25, 2009, 07:40:29 PM
I just ate a peach, and it was delicious.
I could eat a peach for hours.... ^.~
I could eat a peach for days... :O

Don't you go teasing me now. I may just have to molest you.

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