Author Topic: The General Chit Chat Thread (Read 1541987 times)

Proin Drakenzol · « **Reply #9120 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:03:53 AM »

happy b-day queenmetroid.

I'm super tired right now. but I'm always fucking tired underway.

edit: one of the guys in my shop sang you "happy birthday"

kurandoinu · « **Reply #9121 on:** August 12, 2009, 02:20:22 PM »

Bit weirded out. Just changed the bedding and the memory foam underneath has turned red all the way down my boyfriends side. He now thinks that he has red sweat.

KoC · « **Reply #9122 on:** August 12, 2009, 03:25:43 PM »

I am highly amused by the post before this one,

Morgia · « **Reply #9123 on:** August 12, 2009, 08:24:13 PM »

Quote from: kurandoinu on August 12, 2009, 02:20:22 PM

Bit weirded out. Just changed the bedding and the memory foam underneath has turned red all the way down my boyfriends side. He now thinks that he has red sweat.

...or toberculosis / cholera / ebola... whatever makes you bleed a lot at weird times

kurandoinu · « **Reply #9124 on:** August 12, 2009, 11:41:37 PM »

Ha ha. I think its probably just dye from the black bedding I had on it. I'll find out if it turns blue next! xD

KoC · « **Reply #9125 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:27:24 AM »

Blue ball that motherfucker like a sonuvabitch.

forevr · « **Reply #9126 on:** August 16, 2009, 06:48:57 PM »

Omg Usain Bolt trashed that world record... Amazing.

queenmetroid · « **Reply #9127 on:** August 22, 2009, 11:57:46 PM »

So, school started this week, and I'm in math class. The professor starts calling out the roll and says out loud "Ho?" Then this Chinese girl pipes up and says "Actually, I prefer Sue."

Oops.

darkjedi · « **Reply #9128 on:** August 23, 2009, 12:47:42 AM »

Your face!

What anime is that from?

Sakura90 · « **Reply #9129 on:** August 23, 2009, 03:13:38 AM »

I'm very tired and sleepy. On Friday's afternoon I went to a friend's house (she's very cute). In the evening we had dinner at chinatown and bought some snacks and sake there. Later we returned to her house to sleep. We had a nice time together, she made me came at least five times if I remember correctly. She does certain 'things' REALLY well

. But, although I slept well, on Saturday I was tired all day. A few moments ago I wrote 'maked' instead of 'made' when posting. Thanks Firefox for the spellchecker ^^. I should go to sleep now. Staying this late writing things in forums doesn't make me any good $:-\$

darkjedi · « **Reply #9130 on:** August 23, 2009, 03:18:03 AM »

Did you have sex?

Sakura90 · « **Reply #9131 on:** August 23, 2009, 04:39:34 AM »

Quote from: darkjedi on August 23, 2009, 03:18:03 AM

Did you have sex?

Yes. Two times sex, two masturbations and one felation (is this one right? when someone sucks your... thingy :3). BTW, is there any English slang for masturbation and felation? In Spanish (Argentina) it's "paja" for the first and "pete" for the second. I know "touch yourself" or "fuck yourself" but this isn't the case. I'm not doing it to myself. Why am I posting these things here? Who knows.

Well, I've finished the subs for Ep. 7-8 of Air BluRay. Now I'm going to sleep for real

darkjedi · « **Reply #9132 on:** August 23, 2009, 04:52:20 AM »

Quote from: Sakura90 on August 23, 2009, 04:39:34 AM

one felation (is this one right? when someone sucks your... thingy :3).

Fellatio

Quote from: Sakura90 on August 23, 2009, 04:39:34 AM

BTW, is there any English slang for masturbation and felation?

Wanking/fapping and blow/handjob if I know correctly.

yt1DER · « **Reply #9133 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:22:21 AM »

Quote from: darkjedi on August 23, 2009, 04:52:20 AM

Quote from: Sakura90 on August 23, 2009, 04:39:34 AM
BTW, is there any English slang for masturbation and felation?

Wanking/fapping and blow/handjob if I know correctly.

Jerkin' your gherkin, choking your chicken, strangling the snake...

I like the first two, personally.

kurandoinu · « **Reply #9134 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:26:45 AM »

Quote from: darkjedi on August 23, 2009, 03:18:03 AM

Did you have sex?

Ha ha, could you have been any blunter?

darkjedi · « **Reply #9135 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:45:15 AM »

Lol, how else could I have asked?

Like, 'did you... you know, honeymoon?'

xD

daley · « **Reply #9136 on:** August 23, 2009, 12:12:22 PM »

xomg im so drunk! sopmeone come chat play with dale on msn :/

malus eont play with meeeeeeeeeeeeee he's too busy running this shit.

BakaBT · « **Reply #9137 on:** August 23, 2009, 12:26:06 PM »

Originally posted by Malus:

Quote from: daley on August 23, 2009, 12:12:22 PM

xomg im so drunk! sopmeone come chat play with dale on msn :/

malus eont play with meeeeeeeeeeeeee he's too busy running this shit.

i'm around now

daley · « **Reply #9138 on:** August 23, 2009, 12:29:16 PM »

Quote from: Malus on August 23, 2009, 12:26:06 PM

Quote from: daley on August 23, 2009, 12:12:22 PM
xomg im so drunk! sopmeone come chat play with dale on msn :/

malus eont play with meeeeeeeeeeeeee he's too busy running this shit.

i'm around now

heart! youre dsmy favourite admin

kurandoinu · « **Reply #9139 on:** August 23, 2009, 03:43:22 PM »

Quote from: darkjedi on August 23, 2009, 06:45:15 AM

Lol, how else could I have asked?

Like, 'did you... you know, honeymoon?'

xD

Personally. 'She made me came' would have been enough for me to work that out from