Author Topic: The General Chit Chat Thread (Read 1542025 times)

kurandoinu · « **Reply #9840 on:** October 16, 2009, 07:36:07 AM »

One of my friends in High school was terrible for it.

Our maths teacher came over and was all concerned for her and kept asking her if she was okay. That was funny. We were too busy drawing on her.

Our RE teacher used to find it hilarious (she used to sit right in front of the teachers desk and go to sleep!) But then my RE teacher used to take her shoes off all the time, be obsessed with the vicar of Dibley and drew an anime image in my leavers book.

My French teacher was the best though. Again she sat right in front of his desk, and when she nodded off he crept over, went BAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! really loudly, ran across to the lights and kept turning them off and on going "Night! Day! Night! Day! Night! Day!" and then finally turned half on and went "dusk! Do you understand?"

We were in tears :,)

He was an awesome teacher though. He also chased someone down the corridor with a tissue full of chewing gum stuck under the desk, and one time got us all to hide at the back of the classroom and turned all the lights off so the head boy would think he didn't have class.

Nikran · « **Reply #9841 on:** October 16, 2009, 07:53:15 AM »

heh, funny story Kuranndoinu.

Funniest memory i got of high school was when we were in the I.T room at lunch and my mate got into a arguement with one of the teachers there. The guy pissed my mate off and he said to the teacher "You know there's a name for people like you; Gaylord." And after saying that to him he just up and walked off before the guy could say anything back. That Teacher had no idea who my mate was so he was asking us all for his name and he either got no replies or fake names in return =P

quekmeister · « **Reply #9842 on:** October 16, 2009, 08:27:45 AM »

ARGH... I just sat in my National Immigrations Office for six freaking hours waiting to apply for a passport renewal! God... My government is so fucking incompetent it's not funny.

SomeoneElse · « **Reply #9843 on:** October 16, 2009, 08:31:41 AM »

sounds like it is time for a revolution, I hear russia has nuclear weapons half off right now...

kurandoinu · « **Reply #9844 on:** October 16, 2009, 08:33:20 AM »

@quekmeister That sucks major ass!

I'm just getting settled down to get something done for my mum so I can post it to her, along with the postage she paid to get my parcel up to me. Feeling pretty good. Other than 2 pans I couldn't fit on the draining rack all my dishes are done. And all my washing is either on the line or in the machine. So I can get on with uni work and have a big long bath

quekmeister · « **Reply #9845 on:** October 16, 2009, 08:55:39 AM »

The worst thing is that I'm going to have to go back and take a number to collect it on Monday. orz

kurandoinu · « **Reply #9846 on:** October 16, 2009, 08:56:52 AM »

Be prepared and take something to do

quekmeister · « **Reply #9847 on:** October 16, 2009, 08:59:53 AM »

I finished two books while I was there today. Then my mp3 player ran out of charge (my fault)... So I played the Chuck Norris game on my handphone for awhile, hoping the roundhouse kicking action would knock some sense into the silly buggers behind the counter, but to no avail.

Nikran · « **Reply #9848 on:** October 16, 2009, 09:02:25 AM »

Quote from: quekmeister on October 16, 2009, 08:55:39 AM

The worst thing is that I'm going to have to go back and take a number to collect it on Monday. orz

Sounds similer to what i had to go through once to sort out my passport. the documents i had to supply were a fucking pain, but the person i had to deal with was a bitch. In the end her manager showed up and told her to just sort out my passport without the ballshit =P

SomeoneElse · « **Reply #9849 on:** October 16, 2009, 09:21:45 AM »

Ugh... last time I had to get a passport, I had to give it an extra three months for processing because I wasn't born here... My wife and kid got theirs in no time... but me... no... had to wait forever...

kurandoinu · « **Reply #9850 on:** October 16, 2009, 09:40:09 AM »

I haven't got a new passport in years. Not since I was about 14. I should really check when it expires.

And damn is Lincoln cold and windy today! ><

darkjedi · « **Reply #9851 on:** October 16, 2009, 09:47:40 AM »

Chinese girls marching!

Umm, nice legs?

Nikran · « **Reply #9852 on:** October 16, 2009, 10:00:28 AM »

Quote from: darkjedi on October 16, 2009, 09:47:40 AM

Chinese girls marching!

Umm, nice legs?

bit random pulling this vid out jedi =P

Now all they need to do is kick out all the male soldiers and replace them with more girls and they'd succeed in creating the worlds frist all female army =P

darkjedi · « **Reply #9853 on:** October 16, 2009, 10:03:41 AM »

The Israeli conscripts are hotter though!

Nikran · « **Reply #9854 on:** October 16, 2009, 10:05:22 AM »

their probably all better then that female general that you were going nuts over a while back =/

SomeoneElse · « **Reply #9855 on:** October 16, 2009, 11:09:49 AM »

or the female men you've been watching on that streaming pron site...

Why are they all screaming in such high pitched girly voices... you could seriously damage the hearing of the real soldiers that way...

darkjedi · « **Reply #9856 on:** October 16, 2009, 11:11:34 AM »

What's that site?

SomeoneElse · « **Reply #9857 on:** October 16, 2009, 11:13:53 AM »

lol no... I don't think I'll mention it by name... I'm sure that would get me in trouble with someone... somewhere...

darkjedi · « **Reply #9858 on:** October 16, 2009, 11:16:03 AM »

You can pm me

kurandoinu · « **Reply #9859 on:** October 16, 2009, 11:17:11 AM »

Bah. I think our home phone is getting prank called ><