AHHHH if i hear the lines "We mite be relatives....." one more time I am going to burn the Great Barrier Reef.
You'll have to boil the Pacific first... 
I guess I'll say Shinji from Evangelion, just because he's so easy to hate. I'd destroy Tokyo to get rid of him, but that would affect the anime industry.
get a satelite beam lock on him and bzzzzzzt ;]
l have to admit about shinji at one point, he pissed me off most of the times, l don't know how can they claim to make kids like that realistic, in my country, WE WORK ON OUR PROBLEMS, and we try to solve them, hes not doing very much about it so blast him off

when l was his age and had a problem with a girlfriend, l solved it, it was awkward for a while after but problem solved and l didn't have to create my own alternate reality, and l sure didn't need to masturbate on a comatose girl, tough that might be turning on, since it was asuka, she IS cute, but l didn't have to and l'm glad ;]
l think they hsould change the way they draw kids now, being nice is good but being that nice is bad for kids, l was raised to fight for my rights, if somethings wrong l act, not wonder "maybe l shouldn't yell"
if l'm right l'm right, if l'm wrong l apologise, it's really that simple.