1) How my dog is such a pansy. When she is outside on her leash (dont have a fenced yard) if it gets even slightly snagged on something, she will just stop and wait for me to rescue her. Or when she begs to go outside, but if I dont stand right there with her, she runs right back to the door and waits for me. Its amusing to me, thought a bit annoying at times.
2) How I often type "shit" or "fuck" but when I actually speak, I always say "frick" or "shoot."